Who invited this fucking guy?

Didn’t we already have indisputable visual evidence?

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

“Shit man, I’m gonna have to eat at least two days on that time share now.”

Good point about Richards, who looks like he backed off too soon.

That said, hockey is an odd sport if neglecting to rub out a guy can lead to a boner.

Good riddance.

Prince was always different. But Prince was always Prince.

No fucking way am I watching that. This is about as close as I can comfortably get.

Oh, hell nyet.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.

To answer your question,

Best Screamer post ever.

Switch Shitter?

Also ideal for pickle or any other schoolyard game that involves winging balls at your friends’ heads.

I don’t know where you think you are, but there are never regular previews of anything on this site, let alone anything with the appearance of journalism.

I mean ... they just won the Super Bowl. Working on five straight division titles ... looks like Elway has earned a beej or two.