All things grow too big,consume thier host,then die themselves.You get older,miss junk food,eat it to recapture your youth,get heartburn and diarrhea,move on to dry toast.Remember you're going to die,it's the only thing to keep you going.

Are you trying to start a beef from beyond the grave?

An apple a day keeps the Charlie Suchomski away.

I think you're on the wrong site,Jezebel begins with a J.

But did Jose get a seat?I need a happy ending to this moonlightingesque RomCom.

People don't talk on the phone because it betrays emotion.

Lose,lose,contract gonerreha,oohh boats,ganja,Tie(because of wall),lose luggage,another round of penicillin,oohh hats,non comprende your honorship!

Lose,lose,get gonnereha,ooh boats,ganja,lose(because of wall),lose luggage,again with the STD’s,ooh ships loaded with ganja,no comprende yer judgeship,oohh ships!!!

And in The Obama World Tour Of No Fucks To Give,he nominated a Muslim to become a federal judge.Let the Carnies stir the trough of Kettle Cooked Popcorn,I got my bucket ready,so delish.

All of these stories about The Donald being an asshole bolster his reputation.Men who are thin skinned,violent dicks are revered by the masses.It’s manly to be a no nonsense,tell it like it is,payment shirking,adulterer.Condon is the cheeky blighter in Americas RomCom.

Babies are like animals,they know when you hate them.

Mexico wants it.Cant get it because of hypothetical wall.

I like this picture of him,as if he’s regretting that decision to have the seven bean burrito instead of dry toast before the big game.

‘We want to put a Super Bowl ring on Mr Richardson’s finger.’ Thomas Davis.A Shakesperean Tragedy for our times,a love story so raw,it cannot be contained in any Carolinian bathroom stall.

All of them,yet none of them,the world gives nary two fucks.

Wait,are we still blaming the damn Christians for the Visigoths sacking Rome?

I'm done with shouty dudes,I get enough of that at work.

I thought Saban kept all the players nuts in a sporran round his wife's neck?

Pakistan?why them broads not wearing the Burqa thingymabobs?Looks like another round of honor killings be happnin in Gujranwala soon(Bums,you can clearly see the outline of their bums).

Prez calls Kappy ‘messy bitch’