When I'm at the movies and a moment arises on the screen that a train is barreling towards you,I flinch.Now a 200 pound dude in shoulder pads is barreling towards you,I would put down the camera and scream.

I like the guys in the white,the sashes give them all a Miss Universe contestant vibe.That was more of a love tap rather than a nut punch though.

After lots of day drinking I went to bed,this game was on.I woke up hours later in the dark to pee and this damn game was on.Hiw am I supposed to get my Beaty sleep if games go on for fifteen hours?Notre Dame lost,finally a bright spot,except for the drinking,wonder what's in the fridge?

This is going great,he tried to get the Latino vote,failed.He’s trying to get the black vote,failing.Next,he’s going after the Wiminz,it’s gonna be glorious(shoves handfuls of burnt popcorn into gaping maw).

It’s pickle Au jus,fucking peasant.

Howz bouts Tzatziki sauce?Greek yougurt,lemon juice,grated English Cuke,grated red onion,salt,black pepper,grated garlic,chopped dill.Wanna turn it into Riata?Skip the dill add mint and cilantro and a dash of cumin and cayenne.

Some one put the Gris Gris on that team.

I got the nut stomp at Panera last week cost me fifty bucks.Oh sorry it was Pans Era Ezitin,I guess words really do matter,who knew?

That kid looks like he has no friends.

Please,let wheezy be done.

Hand soap is the devils jizz.

Nice hairdo grandpa.

I like this version 2.0 of dysotopian Paris,she looks like she's about to be murdered by BMX zombies.

Crikey,that’s just stupid,the vaginas in your earhole in it?

Let it go,maybe he’s dealing with other unresolved things that he can’t share with you just yet.Everbody has other secret lives and sometimes they intersect and sometimes people are too embarrassed because they want to only put their best foot forward.

I see they shoved fartface to the back

He ain't got a ghost of a chance.

That’s where you crank up his motor,nothing else ya dang whippersnappers,always with the sexy times,sheesh.

Brandon Harris playing exactly as his name suggests.

Another example of the white man trying to keep a black man down.