Lillard was pushing off and Iguodala moved his arm up and hooked him. Not sure how you could call a foul either way on that. It’s a good no call. If we’re getting super pedantic, it’s a foul on Lillard first.

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Easy. But can you really blame Chris Davis, though? This is all on Alberto. Obviously, he should have gone for the traditional 4-6-3 double play and none of this would have ever happened. But as soon as he went for the tag and missed it, a run was scoring, even if the throw to first had gotten there on time. Davis’s…

As someone who has been to multiple games this year, there is a buzz in the stadium that there hasn’t been in years. Fans are loving the Padres, and all it takes is about .500 ball. We do not like Ian Kinsler. He’s old, washed up, he’s been absolutely horrendous this season, he’s blocking a super exciting (and ready)…

Did Ian Kinsler just batflip? The same Ian Kinsler that said this? Just cut this dude already and bring up cool and exciting prospect Luis Urias.

If it was a business dinner, and everyone else ordered shared plates/appetizers, and you decided to order an entree knowing the appetizers would come out first and you’d be eating your entree while your business partners waited and watched you eat, you fucked up.

Just gonna put my prediction down here so we can circle back when I’m right.

Yeah, I doubt that is going to be a problem. They probably blocked off the months that this is happening to make sure nobody booked thinking it was a normal hotel. And they’re probably charging way more for the Taco Bell hotel than they would have for the normal one.

Second one was the best. Scrambled back across goal, guessed right and dove in desperation, realized that the ball was going left so he threw his foot up and blocked it. Brilliant.

I’m almost certain that Paddack is a “play the game the right way” guy. He wears cowboy gear into the stadium on game days. He’s a fucking wacko. Love to watch him pitch but I have a bad feeling I’m going to hate his personality and politics. I guess time will tell.  

Ehh, Barrett showed a lot of flaws last year. He can’t really shoot, and for a guy who can’t shoot, he sure does like to shoot a lot. For as much as he bought into the system and swung the ball around and created plays for others, come crunchtime, he was a black hole. And he was wildly inefficient at times. He looks…

Then you’re for no packages.

“See, here is me actually touching a black!”

I traded him in my keeper league early in his rookie year because scouts said he only had 20 home run power.

This would fit great on the menu for my imaginary restaurant, Anything Is Pasta Bowl. Bring your own pasta vessels, bring your own milkshake receptacles.

Funny your advice is to let it sit for 10 minutes. Mine is to not let it sit at all! I start eating before the noodles are cooked, while they are still crunchy. It adds an extra textural element to the first few bites, before the noodles fully cook. Try it out sometime, it’s delicious! Agree with Maruchan being much…

Never heard of “scunion” before, and a quick google/urban dictionary trip didn’t solve it. I assume this is fried scallions? Is that Filipino slang?

Is Jezebel just ignoring that she co-opted the “believe women” movement for her fucking Twitter outburst about having to go back to her show and make millions instead of doing a vanity project? That part was disgusting.

Do this also to your ice cream. It creates something like a deconstructed milkshake, and it is fantastic.

Fuck off you fucking prick.