You all are missing out if you’ve never tried Hong Kong style chow mein. A thick, umami gravy-like sauce with delicious toppings on top of a nest of cirspy, pan-fried noodles. You can get this at any decent Imperial-style Chinese restaurant, and you should.

It’s linked right above the video, where it says “toe-tap.” This story, weirdly, was about Dee Gordon’s facial contortion, so we got a video of that instead.

All Luke had to do was google the words, or open a dictionary.

What is this in reference to?

Here’s the thing about this article. It is presented as if there are only a few ways to make chicken breasts taste good. That is patently false. Chicken breast is the canvas for anything you want to season with. You won’t get all that chickeny flavor you would with thighs and legs, but you won’t get those flavors with…

Yes. Because of the moving parts, extra dishes (2 plates, one bowl, cutting board and knife), and the 1 minute cooking increments, this method seems like more work than just putting it on the stove, browning, and then letting cool before skimming and straining.

It always struck me as odd that Ellen Degeneres decided to team up with known bigot and homophobe Steve Harvey. I’m glad that decision is coming back to bite her in the ass, just as anyone who knew who Steve Harvey was foresaw.

He doesn’t say anything negative about Gordon Hayward. He says the coaches held Hayward on a pedestal, which made it difficult to make adjustments.

This one was particularly brilliant because so many letters had been eliminated, and he thought to look for words with the next most common consonants, which in this case were B and G.

If we’re being pedantic, he was invited to the Met Gala, he just wasn’t invited by the Met Gala committee, or whatever. YouTube invited him...to the Met Gala. He was invited to the Met Gala.

Not just the Canadian version of Shark Tank. It is the original Shark Tank.

To be fair, they’re a better fit next to each other than Embiid and Simmons are. At least they can both shoot, which would provide some semblance of spacing. And Anthony Davis fancies himself a PF, so why not let him actually play there? It worked for David Robinson and Tim Duncan, it can work in Philadelphia, too. At…

In baseball, you have to dive to the ground, which slows you down much more than dividing to get your torso across the line. It’s not a good comparison.

There’s a difference in the dives between baseball and track. In baseball, you have to get your hand on to the base, which means you have to dive all the way to the ground. You lose a lot of velocity once you are falling to the ground. In track, you just need to get your torso across. As you said, that initial burst…

There won’t be any royalty checks because nobody is buying a vertical TV just to watch cell phone videos. It’s a bad idea.

Great track IQ, great track vision. Cerebral. Runs the right way.

Ah, so you are an advocate for shower-bathe-shower. Totally different argument! One that I might even be inclined to agree with.

Morning movies are also significantly cheaper than prime time movies! 

Spritzes are fantastic with pizza because a great drink with pizza is soda but what’s an even better drink with pizza is an alcoholic soda

Julien Baker is Grade A weenie music. So are her friends Phoebe Bridgers and Lucy Dacus.