Unless you and Barry clean your bathtubs every day, you are both wrong. Better to sit in your fresh filth and then rinse it all off than to rinse yourself off and then sit in your days old filth.

“the best golfer of all the rich people.”

“the ice melts and dilutes things so you get a watered-down version of something that’s not even the best expression of the drink.”

“Ooooh Spiderman” is the catchphrase of the summer.

What a weird thing to gatekeep! Natty Light was the first beer I ever drank.

With...chopsticks? Or a fork.

You’re clearly not Asian. In Chinese culture, if you cut noodles before serving/eating, you are cutting your (or whoever you are serving’s) life short. The longer the noodles, the longer the life. Also, have you ever eaten a real bowl of ramen from an actual ramen shop? They’re sure as shit not cutting the noodles up…

It’s on his non-shooting hand. But your point still kind of stands. A sniper needs everything to be calibrated just right, so if anything at all is bothering him then he’s likely going to be off.

What do you think it was? He was immediately grabbing his calf. And then he walked off on his own, so we know for sure it wasn’t an achilles. And a strain is a minor tear, so it’s not like a strained calf is nothing. It could keep him out for the rest of the playoffs.

Can’t wait to watch LeBron play 44 minutes per game with no rest days.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

Yes, and the cut on the idiot woman’s face is right about where the beak would have been. 

You have most of the letters in the word “boycott” in your username, yet you seem to not realize how one works. 

All you motherfuckers who think you’re the first to point out my mistake, which I have copped to multiple times in reply to multiple comments, can kindly eat a dick. Thank you.

Yep, I totally misread.

Whoa, that was a gross misread on my part. Thanks for the clarification.

Wait, so the Reds, on any given night, have a 16.1% chance of being no-hit? That seems a bit high.

I know round 1 was all pork, but leaving prosciutto, pancetta, and sopressata on the board is a travesty. I could win this draft just using leftovers.

Oh I saw. Believe me, I saw. That was a bomb. And that’s why I think it was dumb of Paddack to say the shit he said. This isn’t you vs. him, this is us vs. them. Paddack may have gotten the better of Alonso on one night, but Alonso has now gotten the better of the Padres.

Maybe I was misreading your comments, but they came off as hostile. That could just be a poor interpretation, though.