There’s a theory that the wights can be “turned off” by the Night King. It would explain why they all stopped attacking Theon as soon as NK showed up, and why they allowed him to attack NK from yards away.

Yeah, I get that part. It’s the jarring transition from talking about grocery stores to all of the sudden talking about restaurants. What does using the service to go to and from grocery stores have to do with facilitating access to restaurants? Read the sentence again, it makes no sense.

4th or 5th seed? Maybe the second round? The east is tough now, especially if Kawhi stays. Kyrie isn’t the point guard you want to put next to Durant and Zion.

Sweet irony that he’s going to San Francisco. Let’s see if he learns anything.

Of course it was renowned MAGAt, Nick Bosa. If you had asked me before the draft “who would hug Gooddell the longest?” without hesitation, I would have matter-of-factly stated “Oh, Nick Bosa.”

I’m struggling with the meaning of this line. Anyone have any ideas?

How many fucking spaces do you think you’re supposed to put after a period?

Pineapple on a burger was one of my best burger experiences. Just a thin slice of it to give a sweet and acidic kick. It was great.

*were. My brothers are great people.

Only under 7%? IPAs are on the menu, boys! Which is only going to make public drunkenness a bigger problem.

It shouldn’t really matter. If he’s doing it intentionally, he should be ejected. If he has such terrible control that two pitches sail at a batter’s head, then he shouldn’t be in the game to let another pitch get away from him.

Cheese. Sacrilege, I know. I didn’t like cheese growing up, other than mozzarella. Something about the colors, the smell, and the idea that it was fermented which made me think it was rotten. There are a lot of other foods I didn’t like while growing up, which I’ve learned to like since. Even fermented ones. But I…

Prizing immediate financial security and interpersonal relationships over potential long-term earnings is a perfectly reasonable decision to make.

Fernando Tatis Jr. is in the majors and doing really cool things. Please write some stuff about him.

OK but one time I bit into a hot dog that had a little bone shard in it. Was the water it was cooked in then considered stock?

*Further investigation. Still bullshit, but an important distinction.

I was expecting the score to flash on screen and see that it was a go ahead bucket late in the game. Nope. “Payton for three....YES! Oh, that’s the way you get it done! Eleven-Six ballgame!

But...that’s not really how pot brownies work? If you have to eat the whole thing just to get high, then you have bad pot brownies. If you have good pot brownies and you eat the whole thing, you are in for one baaaaaaad high.

“Goes over the wall fair” just brought up another question. What if a play like this happens down one of the lines, where the outfielder leaps and touches the ball in fair territory, but the ball crosses the foul line and lands in the stands on the foul side of the pole? HR? Ground rule double? 

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