Carl’s Jr. does fried zucchini and they are delightful, in a trashy way. Soft on the inside (some would say soggy), crispy on the outside (some would say soggy), zesty and delicious (some would say gross).

Jeez, Deadspin is having a lot of trouble lately with what is a forward, what is a foreword, who is a forward, and who is a center back.

It’s this, but how was the restaurant dumb enough to keep paying her out without realizing that one of their employees was making loads more per paycheck than any other employee?

Here’s another factor, at least to me: There’s something between the sugars and acids in both fruits and chocolates that don’t mix well. Eat a piece of chocolate and then take a bite of fruit, and the fruit is noticeably less sweet, and has a much more acidic taste and feel. It tastes completely different, and it’s…

Ghirardelli Peppermint Bark, once again overlooked. Andes are a fine substitution, although the poor man’s version, both literally and figuratively.

Very Freddie Mercury.

Fernando Tatis Jr. by some was rated a better prospect. He’s in the majors, is the youngest and fastest to 5 HRs ever, and he’s only had one article on him ever, and it was about his bat flip in winter league.

“He needs to get at bats.”

+1 one moon made from ribs

Not sure what the fuck everyone is talking about. That was thoroughly enjoyable. I expecially appreciated all the times Giri said “mmmm.” Made me want to eat some cool-ass fruits.

Oh my god, the irony of you slamming in n out shakes for not looking like “real ice cream” and then saying you enjoy mcdonald’s shakes, which legally can’t be called milkshakes in some states. You’re drinking syrup.

Just catching up on my Takeout news so I’m a little behind, but I came here to say In n Out shakes are excellent, and are made with real ice cream. Their fries are also great if you get them well done.

Kim K has extremely beautiful kids no pun intended

This article is super confusing. It starts by calling the plaintiff “Alex Kasberg,” and even mentions “Kasberg” a second time. It goes on to say that a “coincidentally timed” lawsuit was filed last week by “one Robert Alexander Kaseberg.”

Bourbon and orange marmalade would be old fashion-y and delicious. Bourbon and dark berries or a cherry jam would be excellent. Bourbon and apricot jam might work.

It’s an open fact that Molly Qerim has endometriosis. There’s a theory that it was her, and that she gave Max some sort of signal to cover for her. This would explain why the cough was mistimed. Also, if I am about to fart around people, I’m going to try my hardest to let is out silently. Try coughing, right now. Did…

I think you’re in the minority. You even said you enjoyed Ken Jennings streak because it was unprecedented. Well, this streak is unprecedented because of how much he’s winning each episode. Is it just maybe that you don’t like the guy’s personality? I find that to be a much more fair point than the other one you’re…

I don’t know, watching this guy rewrite the record books has been pretty fun. He’s already set the two highest single day scores. That’s exciting. So exciting that watching him get $46k last night was disappointing.

That amount, and counting, made in only three days (his first episode was the last one shot on one taping day. The next five were the next taping day, and then his last two were the third taping day), is definitely fuck you money.

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