My family has a similar recipe using parmesan cheese. Parmesan Bread. But my last name is relatively close to “Par,” so we punned it into it’s new name, which I won’t say for fear of giving up my identity (it’s an extremely unique last name).

Imagine having citizens so stupid that you have to legislate this. This is coming for all of us. Does anyone think almond milk is actual milk?

Did you just fucking Bing something?

Those people — the ones who’s intuitive reaction is that a hot dog is not a sandwich — are likely many of the same whose intuitive reaction would be that yes, a hamburger (which occupies the same culinary space) is a sandwich, because they paused and thought about it for literally a split second.

Didn’t Noel design a bunch of his shirts? Would be hilarious if Tierra Whack wore a Noel Fielding-designed tomato suit.

Butter on bread? Good. Butter with meat? Good. I use butter on pretty much any savory sandwich I make, and it is infinitely better than mayo.

Rule of thumb: If you’ve never had a great meal and thought “I should leave a nice review,” then don’t leave bad reviews if you have a bad experience.

People are really underrating Reymundo Mundo

I feel bad that my comment got a decent amount of fanfare and your joke didn’t. And I typically loathe FTFY comments so I feel doubly bad. I know they’re just fake internet stars, but my comment wouldn’t exist to receive any had you not made a good, if slightly imperfect joke. So thank you, and sorry. 

Boiled eggs: Delicious

My roommate Freshman year of college was constantly Skyping some girl he had met online. It seemed platonic for awhile, but one time I found him off to the side of his camera, lurking. I asked what he was doing, he said “one time, when she thought I was off camera and not watching, she flashed her tits. I’m hoping she…

She’s just trying to Kerber her enthusiasm....

You fell for a flop. And Fall was in the restricted area so even if he didn’t foul him on the shot, it should have been a blocking foul.

Even his captain, Cassius Winston, went on record to say that the screaming wasn’t effective. When a 22 year old is communicating better than the coach, we got a problem.

Considering it appears that these were all cooked on the same pan, at the same temperature, for the same amount of time, could it be that not following the cooking instructions affected the texture and possibly the flavor of some of these? If the Trader Joe’s Breaded Nuggets browned up when fried, could they not have…

what?

I learned this recently at an udon place in Los Angeles. I’ll have the #1 please, but hold the cum. Thanks. 

“NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT MY PIZZA RANCH!!!”

No, Del Taco is crap. Fast food to try in San Diego: In-N-Out, Crack Shack, any Mexican place ending in “berto’s” (Roberto’s, Adalberto’s, Rigoberto’s, etc. Get a California Burrito). For vegan/vegetarian options, try Plant Power or Evolution.

Missed 9 of their last 13...seems like “mostly Joel Embiid-less” is an accurate way to describe the 76ers down the stretch.