Alex Smith has had such a mundanely tragic NFL career I almost shed a tear from yawning.

Where did I say she’s not “relatively popular?”

What would I know, I’ve just lived and worked in Maine my entire life and just finished working on the Golden and Mills campaigns after managing the local Democractic Committee’s largest and most successful fundraising period ever and getting all of our supported state-wide referendums passed in 2016.

This - this may be a more extreme case that does actually qualify as gigantism, but animals can be larger than normal for the same reason some people are larger than normal. You don’t necessarily see it super often with animals like this because they have been so carefully bred there just isn’t nearly as much genetic…

“Pearson told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation that Knickers was too big to be put through a meat-processing facility “

“That’s a fair point, but trying to overcome someone who got ~70% of the vote is just tough.”

Yeah if only Matt Stafford had some freakish, once-in-a-generation receiver he could throw to I bet that would put this team over the top.

My only experience with NBA 2k is a co-worker who always bitches about being broke because her bum-ass baby daddy who she supports spent her check on VC again.

Tbh the perfect ingredients for a hall of fame WYTS would be the Vikings losing the SB in a heart breaking fashion to the Patriots

Tbh the perfect ingredients for a hall of fame WYTS would be the Vikings losing the SB in a heart breaking fashion to the Patriots

It’s a well-known fact that 73% of all Jets home game attendees are simply passersby who were dragged in and given a jersey to wear at gunpoint by Fireman Ed

All of this is why it will be hilarious when Gruden’s Raiders win ten games total in the next two years.

So we traded Darth Keebler for Racist Lacrosse Player Kylo Ren?

+9.2% D with a strong economy? Trump feeling cornered and forcing Sessions to resign and replacing Rosenstein - something tells me Trump will provide plenty of fuel to keep enthusiasm up.

While it’s “only” a Governor and a single House seat, Maine will probably be a part of the Blue Wave as it looks right now.

Well luckily NBC found their conscience and is going to.. <check notes> stop airing it now that it already aired during their biggest ratings slot of the week.

My mother is a raging feminist “libtard” who previously worked as a coordinator for sexual assault reponse in Sierra Leone.

So, you’re telling me a comedian told jokes as a way of dealing with emotional trauma?

I understand patience for a lot of things with a player.

Weirdly, there’s actually an application you can fill out right in Twitter to get verified. You still have to make a little statement arguing why exactly they should verify you, but they changed it from a mysterious background process to one that is supposed to be initiated by the user and open, in theory, to anyone…