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A single slide really doesn’t do justice to how badly the New World launch is going as we approach the 90 day mark:

Yeah I’m going to assume it was just an oversight but it’s a little weird how much the group is downplayed here vs the AVClub article

it’s weird how this made the AVClub article, but not this one:

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Actually kind of genuinely shocked there was zero mention whatsoever here that the entire Gen Z hospital sketch was literally just portraying AAVE, many of the terms used having existed for years and years, as “Gen Z language” - its 2021 and people still dont know what AAVE is?

The whitest state in America is Maine. Perhaps many context clues that made this obvious will hit you all at once now.

yeah man thats totally what i said, let me know when the hooked on phonics arrives

Also I don’t know how to tell you this but providing a map that shows that within the same states people can’t even agree on what word to use when referring to soda does not in fact help your argument that buckwheat is used universally across the nation only by white people against black people - it in fact undermines…

Already covered that part for you - strong showing that you can’t even read though, definitely lends you some credibility

But yeah man I’m sure when a random 32 year old grabs his toddler as he gets too close to a ledge and says “what a little buckwheat” he was directly referring to the 1934 film he’d never seen or…

I’ve never met anyone who used the word pop to describe soda.

Sorry your whitebread state doesnt use the same phrases Maine does? Someone should break the news to New England that if someone doesn’t have the same colloquialisms in their area they don’t exist. I bet white people in Oregon don’t say “ayuh” or use “wicked” in replacement for “very” either. Apparently lots of people…

“First, white people don’t call other white people “Buckwheat.””

This show shocked me a lot from that perspective. I mean, its a low bar for Disney, but I was still genuinely impressed that I was watching a Disney produced show that featured prominent imaged of Captain America’s Shield drenched in blood after a brutal public murder, having a character directly say “They’ll never…

It’s meh. I think what disappointed me most about it is it appears to contain literally nothing of the very distinct Wakandan style of cool-ass tech and suits. It just looked like a captain america suit with extra padding and wings. Wheres the vibranium? Wheres the subtle glowing threads or detailing like Bucky’s…

I tried calling and this humpty dumpty hick ass police departments listed phone number doesnt even work.

Have you considered moving to Maine to work? This article was kind of surreal to read, because it’s such a stark contradiction to the actual reality I’ve experienced working CS, tech support, sales, personal training, coaching, maintenance, pharmacy tech, butcher shop, a/r, insurance billing, etc.

Breaking: Small-Dicked Jalopnut Rushes to the Root to Lick Some Boots.

“I’ll have to rewatch the episode to be sure— I didn’t notice Walker bending any gun in the last fight. I figured the last outburst was just his rage based in part on his own war-regret and anger over the death of Hoskins.”

I am always kind of impressed by people who put more work into writing a recap than actually…

Ashley Bryan sighs deeply.

We value individualism over the collective good and have put anti-intellectualism above valuing expertise for several decades now, along with a general and unrelenting push to fund education less and less, and we have little to no restrictions (or consequences) for “news” organizations to broadcast nonsense that is…