“I got a cell phone just like you and everybody else, and I get a lot of phone calls “

“Heart-warming” is not a term I find myself using to describe the NFL very often, if at all anymore, but this was definitely that.

It became kind of a joke during the game because Twitter literally verified him about halfway through the game, while he was playing.

Hot take: Our problem is paradoxical in that too many people are disenfranchised from their right to vote, while also having far too many people encouraged/proud of being low-information voters casting votes while being totally ignorant of literally anything that could be considered a single piece of factual political…

You know in Infinity Wars right in the beginning when Loki smirks a little bit before the Hulk comes flying in, thinking “Ha fuck you Thanos!” and then Thanos absolutely fucking wrecked the Hulk like it was nothing?

Don’t worry, we’ve got Molly Osberg and Splinter here to give Moody a big boost right before the election with a humanizing puff piece that includes some incredibly mild Lepage criticisms. His business was also NOT named “The Best place to work in Maine” (It came in 15th... in the medium business division) and Lepage…

Uhh. Okay. We’ll start small here. After watching people I care about die directly as a result of LePage’s malicious policies after two elections where narcissistic third party candidates handed the election to him, I’m extremely wary of someone “from away” writing an absurdly long, in-depth piece on a fucking used…

The dirty secret of the modern Republican party is that it does not actually have any defined beliefs that could qualify as what most would consider a political platform - small government? They don’t believe in that. Fiscal responsibility? They demonstrably don’t believe in that. Family values? Same.

Bummer. I was hoping this was, like, even loosely based on something real - I love spooky “true” stories (they almost always have a rational explanation, but the spookiness often still remains).

While PLAYING game of baseball in almost any context can be fun, the older I get the less and less I understand people who genuinely enjoy watching professional baseball games. It’s up there with “watching bad english dubs of foreign shows and not being bothered by the words not matching the mouths” for things that…

“You can’t put up an apartment building in the middle of a roundabout.”

The counting stat he provided shows a difference of 40%, which is pretty significant, and completely contradicts his implied point.

“And cmon, 5 deaths per billion km traveled in Germany verses 7 in the US?”

This only doesn’t make sense if you feel a need for people in general to be more competent than they already are. It’s actually relatively common for bombs to be sent/planeted and never go off - making bombs is hard and amateurs are amateurs. The Saudi thing seems pretty simple - they were cocky.

1. Petition for you guys to have a larger couch. I feel cramped FOR you guys.

“I’ve had to do things that I hope that your generation never has to do. Having that said, the last thing I ever want to do is shoot an 11-year-old man...”

Hopefully have a massive heart attack.

Er, what? As weird as it is because it’s “praise,” this is racist af my dude. NA people are not magical earth elves or the green children from Game of Thrones. Saying Native Americans were/are inherently more in-tune with nature and peaceful is the exact same thing as saying all black people can run fast, or have a…

When you consider the offensive rule changes favoring the offense leading to unprecedented offensive production across the league.. Is Peterman making his case as not just an awful QB but one of, if not the very worst to keep taking pro snaps in the Super Bowl era?

In episode 5 I began getting this as a vague feeling, but by episode 7 (and the ending episodes) I am fully convinced this is unintentionally an AMAZING lowkey Dark Tower series.  The Red Room. The crimson dresses. The weird way the past, present, and future all exist in the house at the same time. It’s a trap built…