I mean Usain Bolt did some historic stuff

Much like he was a “genius” for not paying taxes, this will just be twisted as something to make him “more relatable” to trashy white people. They’ll call them “Average Joes” or something.

Since his arrival into the NBA, I’ve had a burning hatred for LeBron James. I hated every series where he played the Celtics, especially when the C’s Big Three could no longer keep up with him once he joined the Heat, and hated everything that he represented. I’ve never hated one singular athlete more than I hated…

holy shit feinberg is my chatroom doppelganger

I’m way too high for this shit

And don’t you dare expect me to know who that guy is I’m an American God Damnit.

Shhh the bespectacled man is speaking

Wes Welker was an undercover agent for Belichick and he was Austin Collie’d by Peyton Manning as result.

Probs won’t make it out of the prelims, but good for him.

I’d be in full support of that rule change in baseball because then it would be upgraded to a 35% watchable sport.

Calm your tits, it was a joke.

Not really, since you’re still allowed to get over the hurdles any way you want as long as you stay in your lane and the objective is to get to the end the fastest.

Devastating. The Pats might only go 12-4 and win the division again with a QB that gets 4 extra weeks of rest.

Kosovo War! Ended on my 7th birthday.

It was a pretty good race. Honestly, Montano seems to be at fault for the trip, which is probably the (real) reason she knew not to protest anything. Falls happen, but it was her ridiculous antics immediately afterwards that brought her a lot of ill-will among track fans. Montano was not the only one to get screwed by…

This should be right up Bernie’s alley tomorrow. No one loves talking at people and waving his fingers like that guy.

This man is a walking piece of shit.

Didn’t have much of a beat drop, though.

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

I know several people who went to high school with him, and even back then he was known for not really believing that women had boundaries. Like, to the point it stuck out to OTHER testosterone filled teenagers, which is pretty impressive/gross.