Yup, this is the equivalent to that empty restaurant that somehow stays open because it’s a Mob front.

Here’s your $59 plate of veggies. Would you like a $14 white wine spritzer to wash it down with?

Buy it so it gets a big week 1 opening and pisses off Trump. Then return it a week later.

Ha! I would go for you, but the slutty white girl always gets it next...

Counterpoint: if you call yourself a golf course, you better open up early because 7am tee times are popular to beat the heat

I didn’t actually know you could stuff a degloved penis full of pea shoots like that? 

I said something the other day about “Trump’s America” and my boss gave me this funny look. He said, in a mildly chastising tone, “It’s not HIS America. I don’t concede that. America under Trump, maybe.” And it made me unreasonably mad. Like, okay, dude, I get what you’re saying and I’m on board with the idea that his…

Here’s my commercial pitch:

It’s pretty next-level compared to the macaroni-collage that is the trump organization.

What’s happening this is what a sharp investigative writer would call a front business for Russian money laundering owned by a mob associate who’s ties to said mob go back to the 80s, but writers are too scared, lazy, or stifled by editors and publication legal reps to follow that story.

Someone should go over there and check on them.

Thank you for identifying the items in the photo.  I had assumed that it was a plate left by someone who had already finished eating.

According to the president’s lawyer, the term is “funnel”. They don’t laundry money, they “funnel” money, which is perfectly legal, truth not being truth, or being multiple truths, or whatever truth one feels like believing today. i just don’t want him to bug his eyes out at you...

This is stupid. Looks like thinnly sliced jicama. How is one to eat this? As a fan of fancy food and veggies I’m gonna take a pass as this stupid shit. Jicama wrapped greens topped with tomato and sprinkled in corn and sauce on the side is not a culinary delight.

Trump reminds me of a pathological liar I used to work with.

I’m an old who was glued to the Watergate hearings when I was a precocious pre-teen and I remember it well. What I’ve been hearing since 45 took the oath makes all that look like nothing, it is getting worse by the week and still we have most of the house and senate with their heads in the sand (or up their asses) and…

You can’t both-sides this away. The Clinton example is one example but it was for a blowjob he was trying to deny, not treason with russia in order to drain the US Treasury wih his buddies.

Does Trump have Giuliani’s pee tape?

People will need to see psychatrists to unjumble all the mental gymnastics this admin has put us through.

: Truth isn’t truth? Mr. Mayor do you realize...I...this is going to become a bad meme.