totallyawry
totallyawry
totallyawry

Am I the only one who sees the timing and content of his tweets suggestive of COCAINE USE? Or maybe dementia. (Paranoid, late nights, rapid fire) Could be either. Just sayin. 

Peep the brown eyebrows. They are dyeing their hair. Blue eyes, sure, but the hair color isn’t natural. 

Australia has a new Prime Minister! Enter Scott Morrison, a coal-humping moderate conservative. The current calendar suggests a federal election will be in May next year. That’s a lot of time for them to fuck our country just that little bit more. 

If you’re going to lie, at least do enough research to make it plausible...

that’s why i use Shamwow....

Just LOOK at those idiots OMG. I am laughing my ass off at how stupid both they and all their followers are. But I’m chilled to the bone because that’s what our world is now. Gross. 

This looks the shittiest in the attic reboot to date

Not surprisingly he just doesn’t scream big dick energy to me.

Weird how “YouTube couple,” “influencer” and “Instagram celebrity” have the same effect on me as “Trump staffer,” “vaping” and “barefoot guy next to me in coach.”

Maybe while they’re gone, someone should set their house on fire. Just to make it a little more real. Now that would get me to subscribe.

I spent way too long wondering why the hell this weird Fabio-looking goober looked so familiar. He and his mom were on The Amazing Race a few years ago and he was the absolute, fucking worst on that show.

Looks like we haven’t hit bottom yet!

ut Cole and Savannah’s overall brand focuses heavily on their Christian faith, their Christian family, and their (Christian???) hotness.

This is the point where I had the instinct to say “not all white people” but realized that this is so bad, they bring the average of all white people to a level where I kind of have to say “okay... fair enough.”

“It smells like fire. It smells like a thousand people smoking cigarettes out here!”

Incest, kids, fire and an old house built on LIES!

My favorite V. C. Andrews cover ever!

They were carved out of cream cheese, painted in aryan tones and sealed with a light lacquer for a permanent shine. 

Funnily enough my introduction to Gawker was that Christian Youtube couple who faked the whole pregnancy thing.

On today’s edition of “related or married?” !