Wow, a LOT of hate for Melania in this thread. I’m not fan, but I’m willing to at least CONSIDER the possibility that she (an immigrant) is being LITERALLY held captive by a wealthy and powerful man (now POTUS), a self-confessed sexual assailant and accused rapist by his former wife, with mob connections and an inner…

No, people were shitty about Sasha and Malia, especially because they were normal teenagers and not “greatful” enough, because as Black girls they apparently need to be shuckin and jiving and putting on a nice show for all the White folk.

Trump winning the election is the worst thing that has ever happened to her.

I think Melania is unhappy because she thought she’d be a wealthy widow years ago, and married to husband #2 and have more kids by now. I think she took one look at Trump’s diet and aversion to exercise and assumed she’d be a widow within a year or two. That’s probably why she signed the prenup. Even with his…

Why would the Russians waste money buying the apartment when they've already got Trump in their back pocket?

Like they need to drill holes to install spy equipment. He uses a personal cell, with surely no security on it. His WiFi probably has "password" as it's password. If Russia wants a listening device, they just have to ask. China could just send him a new phone as a gift. And failing all that, a membership at his…

Money is pouring into our cherished DOLLAR like rarely before

Yea, I like that too. But this part. Ew:

“He’s not just my boss,” Kellyanne says. “He’s our president.”

Holy shit, the manner in which Kessler describes how he found the “anti-german rhetoric” problematic without even batting an eye at the irony was mindblowing. Also, yeah, “orthodox crosses”... you mean the pre-Christian Celtic sun crosses that these neo-nazi shitbirds coopted from Norwegian Odinist Nazi’s after WWII?…

My money's on Dennis Leary to portray Kellyanne.

Re: Kellyanne and Spouse: I have never seen two people who look more like the Dickensian overlord couple of an abusive boarding school.

lolololol so it’s okay for him to try and get dirt on Hillary but it’s not okay for anyone else to try and get dirt on him? Not forgetting of course that the dossier was first commissioned by Republicans, and was NOT the genesis of the probe. Speaking of which, “This so called ‘probe!’ They keep telling me I’m being…

Could someone do me a solid and post that "shut up and take my money" meme?

“I murdered 500 children”

WHY HAS THIS TAKEN SO LONG

Do they even need to? Are people actually going to care or is this going to lead to racist everywhere feel empowered even more to use the n word left and right? At this point, is there anything that would cause them to turn their back on Cheetolini? 

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

“worked the phone”

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