Dude this made me finally triumphant with my Trumpian father. All hail Wayback Machine it’s answer is 24. 

These are the most biting sanctions ever imposed, and in November they ratchet up to yet another level.

We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes

This is a bold statement but oh well:

i long for the day that floaty dresses + boots comes back into style. i love to be floaty but really hate smashing my toes on things. 

I meant for this to be a reply to HahaYouFool, but accidentally posted this comment.

“I can look myself in the mirror at the end of the day and say I avoided that tragedy, I avoided that tragedy, I avoided that tragedy,” Ryan tells me. “I advanced this goal, I advanced this goal, I advanced this goal.”

noting that i agree with everything said here, these bags are the best thing in the world for buying produce at the supermarket when you don’t want to use those cheap plastic crap bags. 

I asked the waitress at a hotel restaurant if I could take the dainty little marmalade and jam jars to give my daughter, and she laughed and brought me extra ones.  I get the feeling hotels LIKE people to take their branded small stuff. Towels, not so much- not that I’d take their sandpaper-towels anyway.

I immediately got hung up on that.  I REALLY miss those 90’s fruity/flower fragrances.  Now it all smells like perfume :(

Even as an atheist, I hope that if hell exists, that there is a special place for Pence and all the other holier than thou terrible assholes hiding their terrible assholeness behind religion. Fuck all of them.

The wealthy blow their money on glitz, glamour, travel, influence and products.

Yeah the numbing effect is pretty fucking scary.

It’d be interesting to wonder how much of Congress would have kept their seats if that standard was applied across the board.  Gingrich and Hastert certainly should have been punted.  Given how Gingrich was central to the investigations, I don’t know how he’s allowed to speak in public without his hypocrisy being the…

This is going to sound crazy, but I agree with you. I think a lot of the shit Clinton pulled paved the way for Trump. The Democrats’ defense then, myself included, is that it shouldn’t matter where a leader sticks his dick in his spare time because doesn’t everybody do it? But it did matter because it wasn’t just…

Seconded! What’s amazing about these quotes is that they don’t specifically reference Clinton. They could have been written yesterday about Trump. Just put them up there in their entirety, signed “Mike Pence” and watch the fireworks.

The weird thing is, I’ve come to agree with 90s Republicans. I think Clinton should have resigned, because I think that his brazen defiance of custom taught Republicans that if you just refuse to be shamed and force people to kick you out, the mechanisms of power are such that it’s awfully difficult to do. I genuinely…

I miss cucumber melon.

In a day when reckless extramarital sexual activity is manifesting itself in our staggering rates of illegitimacy and divorce, now more than ever, America needs to be able to look to her First Family as role models of all that we have been and can be again.