Sources inside the Spelling Bee reveal the full example sentence: "Tabitha discovered that while her Milkshake brought all the boys the the yard, it was her BRAGGADOCIO that made her claim 'Damn right, it's better than yaws'"

My husband and I literally moved our family to avoid religious discrimination in schools. We picked Portland, and when people ask me why, I say, "because it's the opposite of Utah."

I'm cruel and make her and the seven-year-old fold and put away their laundry. I don't care if they call children's services, it was worth it.

DUDE. I bet he's generally a good guy, but tell him if he helps you unload the dishwasher it'll get done sooner and he can get back to writing or drawing undisturbed.

I imagine this will be a trainwreck. Can't wait to watch! (Just kidding, I'll wait until Jezzy posts an article with the most ridiculous and/or offensive sound-bytes.)

If you're in SLC you'll probably have to go pretty far to be shocking. It's in the suburbs or outside that is the problem.

One thing I've noticed in heterosexual situations:

I feel like Amber Heard is like the human incarnation of the word "Fetch" in Mean Girls.

I give her credit for calling out what is happening. I don't know what algorithm she uses to have this awareness and still pursue a conservative political career path. However, her point is valid, whether she is in South Dakota or NYC. There are plenty of "progressives" out there, male and female, who have drunk the…

This government campaign misses the point, absolutely, but also the people criticizing the campaign. A new study by researches at the Ohio State University reveals that breast-feeding benefits are overstated. This study is very relevant because it's the first one realized on "discordant" siblings, one breast-fed and…

That shit annoys me no end. The is a woman in my office who saw me eating my lunch and asked very quietly if she could do that. She is a type 2 diabetic and very overweight, but felt very ashamed of admitting it. So we have been working on meals along with a diabetic vegetarian guide.

I agree that these gatherings are exclusive, and I'd question the logic of a woman who identified as a feminist and who attended these kind of events but did nothing else. But for me, they don't have to be seen as a 'substitute' for more direct action. Solving historical and complex problems needs lots of different…

YES to the "no bitching." It's awful enough to have to suddenly rely on someone else for all kinds of shit that was previously not such a big deal (because now you are shaped funny, weigh a million pounds, and anything like bending over, standing for too long, carrying things, finding a comfortable position, etc. is…

37 weeks pregz right here! I had sushi for dinner last night, I've been eating soft cheese my entire pregnancy (as long as it's pasteurized, which most cheese is), and I ate a shit-ton of grilled oysters the other day. I couldn't have made it this far otherwise.

Haven't refugees been through enough already?

The problem with Madonna is that the only time the overtly sexy styling looks good is with mountains of Photoshop. If she wants to speak about women taking control of their sexuality more power to her. But dressing like you're 20 when you're 50 is not sexy. Aging with grace is so much sexier than holding onto an…

I'd like to see one with their personal assistants and/or nannies on the cover

Aw come on, you had to exclude poor Tracey Gold by putting in the original pilot opening? I much preferred their Season 2 opening and version of the same song anyway:

"I'm thinking we should have an alien with multiple orifices that look like scabs. And the nose should have one giant nostril that points outwards. The hair should be unremarkable but I'd like to see some kind of headpieces that wraps around the head, does some curls around the side and then connects to the giant…