I just took a look at your website because I was curious. Definitely worth a look and shockingly reasonable for a NYC niche designer. I’m looking for a present for myself because why the heck not.

I’m still so confused about how this all went down. I mean, most of us used a different standard for selection, every time we voted. (Mine changed mostly because I just couldn’t remember how I was supposed to vote, and going back to read the first post didn’t help that much...) But yea, I’d hella rather order in and…

I’ll celebrate tonight by making sure Seamless still works

He’s got a big schtick

I love The Critic. “Take that, Birth of Man!” is still something I regularly say. And when I was wedding dress shopping, I said to the saleswoman “White dress... off-white gloves.” She didn’t get it, but my best friend and my sister got a kick out of it.

Same here.

All a prank? My thought:

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Lovitz.

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

Seriously.

No joke, he has been on my fuck wish list for many years. Would still do.

NAMED Larry. Adele had a beard named Larry. These typos are killing me.

Somewhere, Chris Christie is rocking back and forth in a dimly lit room, surrounded by empty Ring Ding wrappers and empty cans of Cherry 7-Up, presses his chocolate smeared fingers tenderly against the glass of a framed black and white picture of a young, bearded Bruce Springsteen at the Stone Pony in 1976 and…

She doesn’t strike me as the type to be there to make friends anyway.

I want to age like Elizabeth Hurley.

Hey guys I’m doing a dark, gritty reboot of Ducktales.

Is... Is that Ted Cruz that pops out at lower right?

It’s a good thing I’m not here to make friends, because I voted for ordering in.

10/10 would wear this dress all the time

Making the perfect the enemy of the good is always a bad idea.