You are not beholding its splendor.

I don’t even have an Instagram and I think the “popular posts first!” change is bullshit. It’s for them to get more ads on your feed. Absolutely fucking no one wants anything but reverse chronological. It’s the only way social media makes sense.

it’s ok because this one was a mess. everyone was confused on what criteria to vote with hahaha.

I’m so torn because the Boltons are such awful awful fucking shit people and Ramsey is an objectively terrible person who absolutely deserves to die, probably about ten times over. But Iwan Rheon is so delightful and his sort of gleeful impish sociopathy makes the character both more fun to watch and also even more…

I tried to like Whitney Cummings but she's so awful.

I changed my last name when I got married and there are definitely pros and cons. My maiden name was very pretty, relatively uncommon, and Jewish without being a -berg or -stein type name. My new last name now means I have two first names and just feels a lot less special. Since my first name is Hebrew, I kind of like…

The Mrs (using this loosely, folks) and I are planning to combine our two last names into one name when we get married.

Grover and Satterthwaite will become Groverthwaite.

My last name is Fox. I’m about 75 per cent sure that my ex-wife only married me because she wanted my last name.

...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

Drug mule throws shoe.

Not everyone No one can be as cool as Jackie Brown.

Also - what about women who have transitioned to men? Are they going to throw a shit fit when they are forced to use the women’s room, due to being born with ovaries? I feel like that hasn’t been discussed very much.

Extra points for getting the quote-part right.

Eeek, man, I would NOT want to be haunted by Shakespeare’s vengeful skull! It would be all flying at you and chattering its teeth and calling you a FOUL VARLET in meetings and shit!

To be and not to be!

Schrodinger’s Hamlet: Inside of an ongoing play is a Dane who may or may not be insane. Both states are equally likely until a literature professor analyzes the text.

Alas, poor Shakespeare. I knew him, Horatio.

Not unless you took a fuckton. There is a coming down period in which you’re a little fragile and not feeling awesome. But as everyone else is saying, it’s more likely that he had some underlying mental issue. Schizophrenia, etc, are usually detected around this age and drugs can exacerbate the underlying unhealthy…

I love J’adore. My mom and I both have it, so it reminds me of her when I wear it :) also, I haven’t gotten around to buying it yet, but L’eau d’Issey is one of the best smells I’ve ever smelled.