He seems like he could rock a muumuu and a headscarf better than late-period Liz. He just needs to re-brand.

Really? I feel like there’s a big difference between being a cloying, mediocre pop star and a racist, sexist, Islamophobic old man vying for the highest position of power in the country.

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.

Yeah, she seemed like the one who was the closest to knowing what she was getting out of the arrangement, liking the results, and not hurting anyone else in the process. I remember her being maybe a little too into her pets, but that’s not a huge fault.

SD: That is SO meta....

This would’ve been a great post for MilliHelen. :( RIP, mH. I’ll pour out a tiny perfume vial on the curb in your honor. It won’t be one I love (I’m not a fucking idiot), but it probably will be fancy/expensive.

Good for her. It gave her a platform to introduce herself to a new potential set of fans but she got out before it affected her family. Although it was hilarious seeing Kenya so desperately try to compare her career to Kim. Clearly she felt threatened by Kim’s real talent.

It's a little crazy that a former child actress was too normal for this show. Think about the chances of that.

Exactly. I did a conference where we had two speakers who had done time in white collar federal prisons and they each started their presentations off by saying there’s no such thing as Club Fed. (They spoke on different days, didn’t see one another’s presentations.) Prison is prison, man.

I’m glad it’s not “fun jail” like this dick is making it sound. (Sorry for your friend, though.)

I’ve noticed that. Maybe his brain is so primitive he can’t make distinctions; all experiences are “no big deal.”

Ten bucks he’s sobbing like a toddler by Day 4. And I’m being generous with that estimate.

This doesn’t seem like the worst call. And starting it right when he’s starting his pivot toward seeming “presidential” is genius - dude can never resist taking the bait. Plus it would keep him from going after Clinton directly, if the party can keep him distracted and chasing randoms.

Would be interesting if a series of Democratic leaders and elder statesmen/stateswomen were to take turns trying to get Trump to lose his shit. Shouldn’t be hard. In a couple weeks, have Al Gore take some potshots. After that, Kirsten Gillibrand, Jerry Brown, Howard Dean, Dick Gephardt, Jesse Jackson, Nancy Pelosi,…

knows he’s a loser. His insecurities are on parade: petty bullying, attacks on women, cheap racism, flagrant narcissism.

Regardless of what the State department says, as an Egyptian I have to tell you that Egypt isn’t as safe as it used to be and it doesn’t look like it will get better soon. The incompetence of the government is starting to bite.