Asshole be stupid. Good for the judge. He should have paid attention to the terms of bail, which everyone knows anyway. You can’t leave. Period.

Gawd, me too. I didn’t much like my dress but it was the only one I could find with sleeves (damn you, sleeveless trend. DAMN YOU TO HELL.)

https://travel.state.gov/content/passpo…

I will use this opportunity to post a .gif of Rami Malek.

I took two years of Egyptian and Near Eastern archaeology in college, but when I hear anything about King Tut, the first thing I think about is Steve Martin.

Don’t forget, they could hear faint music on the scans too! Several scientist and archaeologists have theories that this may be inside:

To be honest, she does have this look about her that is not youthful. She doesn’t look “old”, but I think sophisticated would be the right way to describe her. It’s more like an energy that she exudes. I’m always surprised she’s less than a year older than me (I keep forgetting).

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

Cynthia Nixon has been consistently great in everything I’ve seen her in.

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Teresa Giudice ... now, there’s an unfortunate hairline, it’s halfway down her forehead.

You know who should play Dolly Parton in a biopic? Dolly Parton

From what I understand, he’s got a reputation for being extremely moderate, so I assume this is just a Hail Mary from the President to see if Republicans will vote to confirm ANYBODY (lol they won’t).

Hate love all you want Bobby but I think the two of them are adorable. I just think we need to give them one of those cute names, you know, when we see this sort of coupling. You know, like, Voltron or Devastator.

If Karlie Kloss isn’t there....who took the pictures Bobby?! Think about it....

Richard Simmons is NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A WITCH-MAID.

Goddammit I miss the days when Janeane Garofalo was in everything.

Really Kirstie?