Literally every time I see the word crochet my head pronounces it “crotchet.” I have nothing else to add I was just hoping to find someone else this happens to.

Love it!

*furiously crochets*

Jane is an unparalleled liberal bad ass, whose continuous advocacy for human rights doesn’t come with fanfare or a press junket. She does this shit because she wants to.

I want this house, and all the caftans and cocktails that go with it.

Amazingly, he’s the same age as Ted Cruz. I guess if you take lots of vacations and naps, you end up with a baby face, but if you spend most of your days scowling and hating, you end up with a lizard face.

Why was she speaking off the cuff in the first place?!!? It’s a funeral. Bring a prepared statement. PREFERABLY ONE THAT SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM HAS VETTED FIRST.

Look, I’ll vote for Hillary in November. No denying that. But come on. You’re running for president. You should know better.

I think Hillary was referring to Nancy’s eventually urging President Reagan to open up funds for AIDS research. But, and I say this as a Hillary supporter...no. Just. No. The Reagan administration was criminally negligent in addressing the AIDS crisis because it started in a population they didn’t like, and I DO NOT…

SERIOUSLY. LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

shes the cleveland browns of politics

Hil seems desperate to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

My grandfather owns a couple of rifles that he uses for hunting (which I hate but whatever) but he always keeps his guns in a safe. Even though all the grandchildren are adults, he still keeps it in a fucking safe. Because that is the logical thing to do, since it is a fucking gun. He’s also a Jon Stewart loving man…

WAY too many of these “Don’t be a fraidy cat of my gun” intimidater types don’t have the FIRST CLUE as to how to store or handle them safely.

It’s time for mandatory education before purchase, ‘cause these people just aren’t getting it done.

I wonder what Kourtney will name her-

They already did this movie starring Beyonce it was called Dreamgirls & it was great

*takes a drag off cancer stick*

My grandma gave me bourbon and honey! I've used it as an adult -good old Kentucky NyQuil

Related: My parents would give me a shot of peach brandy (Sore throat? What sore — zzzzzz).

I don’t know what it tastes like, but I know what it feels like when a bae leaves.