I can’t stop watching those Cuba videos. He looks like he’s the kind of drunk friend you want to be around: silly, fun, and just enough of an idiot to keep the party going. Go on with your bad self, Cuba.

Kim is stupid for even attempting to verbally spar with Bette Midler. Bette Midler will have Kim for breakfast and pick her teeth with Kim's spine.

I’m not even going to try to top this.

God I hate twitter.

This makes me super happy! I LOVE Retta and I so so badly want Casey Wilson to have a show that lasts more than a season or two. She’s SO funny and her last two shows should not have been cancelled.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

I know.

What is dead may never die, but arises, yuuuuuger and stronger.

SIGH.

I’ve refused to watch any of the republican debates. They’re a circus. A depressing circus where you know the animals are abused and the clowns are all excons but you just can’t look away.

All food is finger food if you’re Bobby.

The amount of leeway granted to “creative geniuses” boggles the mind.

University of Southern Cornholio.

I knew who she was marrying and it still took me a second. That Bobby is a sly one.

WHAT?!

I actually clicked on that Jerry Hall link excited to know who on TWD she was marrying... My audible disgust at realising it was actually that racist piece of fried shit frightened my coworkers.

Gosh, good for you Caitlyn. A rich, republican, white man lives in a bubble of privilege transitions to rich, republican, white woman who lives in a bubble of privilege gets what she wants. Well done!

I'm happy for Chrissy Teigen, she seems adorable and worthy of all of this success. But damn it's hard to sell books if you're not famous.