I’ve had so much anxiety built up over the election, and then I find out that my dad has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, and the follow up appointment to find if it’s in other parts of the body and determine a course of action is the DAY AFTER THE ELECTION! I’d always planned on taking that day off, but it was…

I am feeling very much like a magnet-drunk, void-filled-with-humans, trying-to-keep-a-whole-neighborhood-together-so-the-entirety-of-humanity-isn’t-wiped-out-while-Brent-keeps-asking-me-for-stupid-stuff-all-the-forking-time, happy-face-wigged-out-Janet.

I have been reminding myself that the worst-case, nightmare scenarios in any situation almost never come to pass. I am expecting this to turn out to be a Y2K thing in which Biden easily wins 350+ with too many states in his column for Trump to challenge effectively. If you assume the polls are reasonably accurate, or…

I’m so stressed I’m actually using my Hitachi Magic Wand on my shoulders

Nahhhhhh, nope nope nope!!!

“You asked for me?” said Earl Grey, hotly.

James is wrong. Thank you for coming to my TEA-Talk.

We should be in unnecessary partisan arguments about HOW to treat the virus, not whether or not it exists.

Mine was anti Iraq war protest in Boise. I remember how many people participated all over the world, and even plenty of people in Idaho. It ended up being a disheartening experience and maybe put a damped Millennial enthusiasm for activism until 2008.

My very first protest was in 1968, of course!

Bush inauguration and you’re damn right I’m still salty about the 2000 election

Dallas is implementing a “Duty to Intervene” policy requiring officers to step in if another officer is using excessive force.

“This is by far the fastest that we’ve ever charged a police officer.”

We’ll likely never know, but my assumption was that if he’s this abusive in public he’s almost certainly abusive at home. Possibly she’s taking this opportunity while he’s in custody to start proceedings while he’s unable to physically retaliate.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

Only one? Try having five adults (including me) and a severely ADHD 7 year old boy (a roomie’s kid) living in what is admittedly a large house (3800 sq. ft.). We’ve not been going anywhere for any amount of time, so we’re all kinda on top of each other. So far, we’ve managed to avoid screaming fights for the most…

Leave something ugly out and see if it don’t attract haints...

This is how you do a vampire doll. Nadja doll from What We Do In The Shadows.

My wife has a “no human dolls” rule in our house, since she finds them immensely unnerving.

I could marry Steve or Harry and be happy for the rest of my life