Fiona is the worst kind of cat so this makes sense.

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

I don’t know about being VP but I do appreciate that, within a few days of dropping out, he picked the person he wanted to get behind, which I take as solid evidence that he made his choice based on his values and ideals rather than waiting to endorse someone at the most opportune moment.

still on the fence if he’s actually eccentric or a phoney?

I thought it was an iconic comedy foursome lineup at the end there - but then I snorted when Beck Bennett came out and Kenan quickly shoved him off and took his place. Such a well done bit. And Kenan deserved to stand up there too! He’s been in comedy for AGES now. Good for him.

You go, Stacey Carosi!

Same for me. Especially with the recent Danny Masterson shit & David “Where’s Shelly?” Miscavige trying to bury lawsuits.

Everyone once in a while I’ll read an article about Remini and her anti-Scientology campaign and I’ll catch myself thinking “move on from this already,” but then I remember that the people behind Scientology are fucking evil and ruin peoples’ lives and I think - actually Leah, continue to fuck their shit up and don’t…

I’m a recovering alcoholic for many years now and at this point, I feel more for Jennifer Garner. It must be so frustrating to co-parent with an asshole.

Good God, addiction is a bitch. A frustrating, head banging against the wall, want to ring someone’s neck bitch. I am not in it, just adjacent to it (both parents) but I go through my own cycle of anger> frustration>sadness>acceptance>empathy.

“The Hand” is my favourite this year, I think. The thought of just a floating hand is creepier to me than any beastie in a horror movie for some reason. The crawlspace one is also fucked. It reminds me of one maybe last year or the year before where a girl’s neighbour was watching her through a little cave they’d made…

They’re saying Boo-urns.

Recovering in the hospital is boring as fuck. I hope she Von Trapps the curtains next. 

I really miss Thighlights on Jezebel.

My Grandma, who is a bit older than Warren, told me to marry a guy with nice legs so I did.

And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I believe Warren is going to win. She has this unique ability to tell her personal story in a way that is compelling and relatable (basically because it isn’t contrived but honest) and to explain complicated policy ideas in a way that a lay person can easily follow. And often she…

I feel ya, Liz. I met my husband at a pool at 22 years old, in a speedo and nothing else. Competitive swimmer, runner, and a lifeguard. You could’ve grated cheese on his six-pack. It was a done deal for me right there.

In 1979 we didn’t wear those cargo things that brush the top of your knee. I’ll bet she got a good look at those legs.

That’s Bowen Yang, promoted out of the writer’s room. He’s very funny online, I hope he has a lot of screen time this year. 

Thing that’s most striking about the complaint is the sheer number of people who are mixed up in it. Not just Giuliani and Barr (who must be forced to recuse himself from this), but all sorts of White House staffers and lawyers, and senior officials in the intel community. That’s a lot of potential witnesses, which…