this is my friends dog. i am currently losing my goddamn mind over this.

I want that dog. I want a dog that looks like Christoph Waltz.

History?

If I learned anything from True Blood, it’s that witches congregate in covens, vampires congregate in nests.

My skin is brown
my manner is tough
I’ll kill the first mother I see
my life has been too rough
I’m awfully bitter these days
because my parents were slaves
What do they call me
My name is PEACHES

This is the homage Nina Simone would have expected.

The prosthetic guys were probably just happy to get a gig. They probably haven’t worked since The Hours!

I can only read, like, the center portion of that us weekly article on my phone, but I have a lot of respect for Ariel Winters. Everything I’ve read about her seems to indicate she’s a strong, thoughtful person.

Important detail: she’s being tried in juvenile court. That’s important for understanding how they’ll proceed with the trial as well as the possible legal consequences.

Ugh this is such old news. I LIVE in LA so I took pictures of them together WEEKS ago.

Borde*

Gotta add this one. I love Jenny Beaven not giving a flying fuck about Oscars formal wear. Totally badass.

I don’t stan for Lady Gaga by a long shot, but she was fucking ROBBED.

Bobby, did you see this yet?

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

FAVORITE RUMOR OF THE DAY.

If you can find Butter, watch that. It's a small movie about butter sculpting and small town/state politics. It's pretty funny and she's great as an ambitious wife.

I have always loved her, since the Alias days, and I love her even more now. “Bless his heart.”? Hahahahahhahaha. You go, Jen. I may watch 13 Going on 30 tonight when I'm drunk with my visiting bestie in her honor.

Can’t find a flaw in that.