So what I want to know is, how many of these people thought the other people were nuts?

Dramamine patches don’t melt steel beams.

i’m like 3 paragraphs into this but

Not gonna lie, it’s still my go-to subway game—-I like to have a mindless activity while I listen to my podcasts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bennifer 2S

It’s a pdf, so.....3 hours?

2.1 BLACKJACK.

I think 2.1 would be the working version. They’re 2.1 while they figure out what’s up until they re-marry at which point it would upversion to 3.0.

Interesting. Interesting. If they make it official, I think they’d be 2.1.

Bennifer 2.1 and I will be downloading until their anniversary when it will either reboot and have another baby or crash and burn spectacularly in a blue screen of death.

And in other news:

I am on team Rob and all but this does not make me feel better about my decision.

Dildoes and Vaporizers and toilet paper? Were these sent by the Oregon Militia from their extras?

No matter what she does, time will march on and take its toll. Eventually you lose the “BOD”. But pizza. Pizza is eternal.

William Fontaine de la Tou Dauterive II is coming for your girl too. Just as soon as he’s done vaping and drinking craft beer.

Plot Twist - Kim Kardashian is the one with more common sense.

Really? Because this is me, every morning...