Robert probably knew it too, so it’s to his credit he loved her all the same. (Everything I’ve read implies they might have even had the closest relationship before he passed away.)

• If you don’t wear frayed denim this week, I’ll glue headphones to your ears and play The Fray until you do.

There’s so much more to Stonehenge (and many old archaelogical sites) than meets the eye. I remember having my mind blown when I watched this PBS documentary about it, because I always thought it was just a bunch of rocks that lined up with celestial bodies/events, and that was all there was to it.

Every set of bones at the ‘henge belongs to a woman who tried to find her Jamie Fraser.

It’ll put hair on your fetus.

I feel like Fossilized Erection is more of an EDM, techno band and Dead Arachnid Boner is like, a grunge/pop punk combo with songs like I Bit Your Dad While He Was Sleeping (And Then I Fucked Your Mom)

Fossilized Erection, your first single could be Sap Trap

You’re the only person that got it I think!

I read a tweet once that said “vaping is a fedora for your mouth,” and I’ve always thought that Leo DiCaprio was the human version of a fedora, so by transitive property... was he smoking himself?

I love Diane Keaton. She didn’t try to be sexy or fierce in a sexy gown. She was herself. She just wore she likes to wear and smiled that warm smile of hers.

I feel like she’s knitting herself a chrysalis or something. There’s only a bit of her face and hands peeking out and soon just her fingertips and eyes and then a great swooping Diane butterfly/dragon will emerge and eat every bowler hat in the world. Or something.

The chance to bang Oscar Isaac is enough for me to probably join in tho.

I think Brie and Alicia had my two favorite looks of the night. They definitely looked like winners— something about the mix of glamour and chillness. But nobody can top Lori Petty.

holy shit! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ^THIS!

Penn Badgley looks more like “woke and toke”.

Agreed on all accounts, except I think you forgot when Danny Devito exposed us all to his bae potential.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs another fish on a bike to keep bumping into it

#istandwithladycannibalshark.

Didn’t read the book, but sat down a few weeks ago to watch the film with a bottle of wine (bored). My god....it was...terrible. Is that what the book was like? She was actually THE WORST. Jamie Dornan did a great job being all rough and sexy but besides that it was 1) the worst story, 2) the worst writing, 3) the…