Bethenny: lo siento no siento

I like to imagine him quoting Deadpool-isms around the house constantly and annoying her.

Me too, half of my interest in DA is for the fashion & architecture!

Always use a seatbelt, make sure he wears a bicycle helmet when he rides or skates, keep up to date on his vaccinations, install smoke and carbon monoxide detectors, lock up weapons and prescription medicine, teach him to swim, slather him with more sunscreen than seems necessary, and feed him a healthy diet.

I invented the post-it.

I think a lot of people confuse him with his Parks & Rec character, which would indeed be exhausting. Aziz seems like an OK guy. I kind of imagine him being boring in real life.

just giant old book that also doubles as a surface in which to roll joints on.

The GOP’s pennywise dollar-foolish, ignore all environmental standards for poor neighborhood shell game tricks can ALWAYS get worse.

WAIT I CAN FIX THIS. All I have to do is explain why mom’s not in the band but is in the name, right?

Maybe the original Mumford is a woman, and some of her earlier children bear their father’s name but then eventually she was like fuck those deadbeats that’s a lot of surnames to keep track of and it confuses the school administrators so she started giving the sprogs her name, and then she raised her sons to be good,…

HOMING FTW

Exactly. Hell with you, dude.

Pretty, shows up to present things at award shows, but doesn’t actually seem to have done all that much in recent years. Bloom’s pretty much only got Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings/Hobbit to his name, while Hudson’s career as the go-to RomCom girl is nearly a decade behind her. People still talk about…

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

I AM ON MY PERIOD SO YES I WILL TAKE THAT MONSTROSITY ON THE FAR LEFT PLEASE

Just as an aside to all of this, one of the stories linked says the guy walked in through an unlocked back door. Kids, please: lock your doors. I know you feel like nothing can happen to you at that age, but even if you feel like it’s unnecessary, please please pleasepleaseplease lock your doors. In college my brother…

Now I’m paranoid about Roger Daltrey. They had to cancel their tour because he came down with bacterial meningitis and I haven’t heard any updates in awhile. If he dies too, after David Bowie, I’m going to lose it.

While no woman misses the latter two parts, I must say, I wish people would dress for dinner (especially men) and the occasional carriage ride sounds nice.