I’m struck by the dignity of Alan Rickman choosing to battle cancer in private whilst we have assholes faking cancer on some RHO- “reality” show.

This is my personal favorite Alan Rickman role:

Ah yes, but was it better than Cleo-CAT-tra?

I don’t know where else to put this, but Mila Kunis filmed a scene for her new movie at my job yesterday and she was an absolute delight. She stopped and talked to everyone, including starstruck me standing in the corner, and was very funny and easy to talk to. I’m a fan all over again.

Ruby Rose is joking here. I think.

the bern identity 2016

He looks like an evil FROG prince in a Disney movie.

I mean...

I’d hate myself after but I totally would!

Joe Biden is totally killing Paul Ryan in regards to facial expressions right now

Bernie Sanders was just shown in the audience taking notes, literally. He is here for this.

And Bernie just reminded me of my dad pulling out the yellow lined paper from his coat pocket.

I remember reading somewhere that it is a weak comedian who becomes upset at their audience for not laughing at their joke.

the two friends have already chosen their fantasy castings: Rooney Mara and Jennifer Lawrence

Well, if you’re going to marry a Troll, it might as well be the King of the Trolls.

Even though I am fully aware that Tig’s twitter is written by other comics, I still googled to make sure that she’s still with Stephanie. I was relieved to find that they did get married.

Nice dress, terrible hair. The braid is so low it’s throwing off the proportions of her head.

Jaimie Alexander