I have the best stripper name, Muffin Rosemary. She is a 1950's burlesque dancer with a penchant for gin.

Yeah it’s like, who on his team OK’d this? Or have they all given up and started saying, ‘OK that’s fine, sure, do whatever you want’.

On Nov 9th, as we all celebrate and take a collective sigh, I would like Jezebel to send out the full list of every awesome name you guys called Trump once he started running. Please and thank you.

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON TOM AND RITA

Awwww go into the light ghost kitty!

My main question is still this: hosts can not hurt humans, but what stops humans from hurting each other? How would you know?

GREAT QUESTION. She asks Bernard ‘Did I do something wrong?’ more than once I believe, I wonder if she had a different story, or tried to rebel in some way, or killed a human in the past, and this rape storyline is, I don’t know, punishment? And if so from who? Ford?

Read this somewhere else - he has that big knife is he scalping her? He got one scalp that had the maze on it - do different androids have different maze clues written on their skin? And do those clues change? And who put them there?

Jimmi/William is going to be our hero.

I think we have the same trainer.

I watched this last night! I think he realized what he said and tried to make it up with the third contestant but yeah, way harsh Tai.

Ironic because Jermaine is MY secret boyfriend!

I feel First Gentleman is right but I think because he is an ex president he is still called Mr President. I think, not 100% sure.

I would love a kitchen couch. Everyone always hangs out in the kitchen at parties, and I am super lazy and enjoy sitting, so this seems like a perfect solution for me. First step, get kitchen big enough to house said couch...

I really hope that when Hilary wins Grandpa Bill hangs out in the garden with the grandkids as much as possible.

Seriously, I have a sister...I can’t even picture it...I mean...honestly. Yuck.

It’s the neck. It’s always the neck.

Clooney > Pitt

Everyone in the area - my phone does not have a NY number but I got the alert anyway. But good news! They got the guy in New Jersey.

I’m not sure if you can opt out, I don’t think so.