PUT THEM ON A TRAIN? Like, uh, the Jews going to concentration camps? Good lord please please please let Hilary win this election. Jeebus.

I got the alert on my phone today while pulling into Penn Station. I get it, I think its a good idea, but man it is scary when everyone’s phone starts screeching at 8AM on a packed train.

Secretary of Shade is genius.

*beigies

I want to be besties with Alan Cumming and Monica Lewinsky SO BAD

That is some serious arthritis.

Agreed - I think its intent is good. I mean, I wouldn’t want him to do it to me after every single take but if you are on a shoot for hours with someone screaming n***** at you all day it might be nice for the guy that’s doing the screaming to say, ‘Hey, sorry, this sucks and my character is the worst am I right?’

Man, 17 year old me in 1997 would have KILLED for that car

I’ve referenced Brokedown Palace a lot this summer but yeah DONT DO DUMB SHIT IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY

So Say We All

It was me, I leave hairs everywhere! I try not to but they just multiply and attach themselves to things. In the fridge, on the TV remote, wrapped around car keys. There is no escape.

I am so hungover and these Ben Affleck photos are speaking to me.

SHE IS SO SMART I LOVE HER

I think this is her plan. Trump is tryyyying to tone down the rhetoric but she’s calling him out hard and his ego is so big he has to respond and his responses will be ridiculous.

Is he...is he pulling her hair in that picture? Ew.

I guess when he said he was gonna ‘give it to ya’ he wasn’t lying.

Clearly none of these dumb swim babies have seen Brokedown Palace. You do not do dumb shit in a foreign country. Just don’t.

LEAVE DUMB SWIM BABY ALONE

I thought it was after their meet? I thought Lochte was done and they went out to celebrate?

DING DING DING DING we have a winner