Lochte is a dumb swim baby, got shitfaced in Rio, got robbed, and thought maybe he’d get in trouble for getting so drunk and being so dumb (because he is a big dumb swim baby) so he didn’t tell the police about it. I’m not surprised at all and I believe him. Because he is dumb.

Actually Billy Bush interviewing Ryan Lochte sounds exactly right.

Seriously. I used to employ a scorched earth policy on breakups before I got married. We’re done? WE ARE DONE.

Agreed. He’s saying that a) he will be her first so b) might as well do it now and c) I'm kind of a dick

HE IS A FOX HUBBA HUBBA ROWR and all that

BRB googling whatever happened to T. R. Knight

I vote yes. Based on (um spoilers?)...

I am still #teamrob I hope he is OK

Same here! I bought shorts online and could not get them on when they arrived. WTF?

MAGIC PUG TELL ME MY FUUUUTUUUUURRRREEE

Someone please photoshop him into this kitchen

Starred for TER gif I love her

Amazing

Boehner is crying tears of joy he doesn’t have to deal with this shitshow.

The crazier Trump gets, the more sensible Yoko gets. Coincidence?

NO ONE PUTS TATER BABY IN THE CORNER

I want Gaten Matarazzo to tell me jokes all day long I love him.

Fred Savage...huh...ok.

The white suit was a genius move

My Scooter don’t like Trump and he likes everyone