Ironic because Jermaine is MY secret boyfriend!

I feel First Gentleman is right but I think because he is an ex president he is still called Mr President. I think, not 100% sure.

I would love a kitchen couch. Everyone always hangs out in the kitchen at parties, and I am super lazy and enjoy sitting, so this seems like a perfect solution for me. First step, get kitchen big enough to house said couch...

I really hope that when Hilary wins Grandpa Bill hangs out in the garden with the grandkids as much as possible.

Seriously, I have a sister...I can’t even picture it...I mean...honestly. Yuck.

It’s the neck. It’s always the neck.

Clooney > Pitt

Everyone in the area - my phone does not have a NY number but I got the alert anyway. But good news! They got the guy in New Jersey.

I’m not sure if you can opt out, I don’t think so.

PUT THEM ON A TRAIN? Like, uh, the Jews going to concentration camps? Good lord please please please let Hilary win this election. Jeebus.

I got the alert on my phone today while pulling into Penn Station. I get it, I think its a good idea, but man it is scary when everyone’s phone starts screeching at 8AM on a packed train.

Secretary of Shade is genius.

*beigies

I want to be besties with Alan Cumming and Monica Lewinsky SO BAD

That is some serious arthritis.

Agreed - I think its intent is good. I mean, I wouldn’t want him to do it to me after every single take but if you are on a shoot for hours with someone screaming n***** at you all day it might be nice for the guy that’s doing the screaming to say, ‘Hey, sorry, this sucks and my character is the worst am I right?’

Man, 17 year old me in 1997 would have KILLED for that car

I’ve referenced Brokedown Palace a lot this summer but yeah DONT DO DUMB SHIT IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY

So Say We All

It was me, I leave hairs everywhere! I try not to but they just multiply and attach themselves to things. In the fridge, on the TV remote, wrapped around car keys. There is no escape.