I am so hungover and these Ben Affleck photos are speaking to me.

SHE IS SO SMART I LOVE HER

I think this is her plan. Trump is tryyyying to tone down the rhetoric but she’s calling him out hard and his ego is so big he has to respond and his responses will be ridiculous.

Is he...is he pulling her hair in that picture? Ew.

I guess when he said he was gonna ‘give it to ya’ he wasn’t lying.

Clearly none of these dumb swim babies have seen Brokedown Palace. You do not do dumb shit in a foreign country. Just don’t.

LEAVE DUMB SWIM BABY ALONE

I thought it was after their meet? I thought Lochte was done and they went out to celebrate?

DING DING DING DING we have a winner

Lochte is a dumb swim baby, got shitfaced in Rio, got robbed, and thought maybe he’d get in trouble for getting so drunk and being so dumb (because he is a big dumb swim baby) so he didn’t tell the police about it. I’m not surprised at all and I believe him. Because he is dumb.

Actually Billy Bush interviewing Ryan Lochte sounds exactly right.

Seriously. I used to employ a scorched earth policy on breakups before I got married. We’re done? WE ARE DONE.

Agreed. He’s saying that a) he will be her first so b) might as well do it now and c) I'm kind of a dick

HE IS A FOX HUBBA HUBBA ROWR and all that

BRB googling whatever happened to T. R. Knight

I vote yes. Based on (um spoilers?)...

I am still #teamrob I hope he is OK

Same here! I bought shorts online and could not get them on when they arrived. WTF?

MAGIC PUG TELL ME MY FUUUUTUUUUURRRREEE

Someone please photoshop him into this kitchen