Soooooo, is it Bennifer 3.0? Or this is just the updated version? 2.1? How long is this thing gonna take to download?

I drink bourbon when I am around any kids. All kids.

I want Kylie to go anti glam and like plant trees and shit. Take a year off boo. Go hiking.

That statement is the whole of the fashion industry.

Hold up are those shorts on the inside? It’s like Spanx with a zip up turtleneck.

English springer spaniel

LISA VANDERPUMP IS LADY OLENNA TYRELL OMG OMG OMG

Every human needs to stop bleaching their eyebrows.

The lack of eyebrows is making her look a LOT like my aunt. Who is 56.

‘ate that shit up’ I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Agreed I think it’s working. I like Gucci’s whole ‘sketched’ thing it’s doing right now. I didn’t think i would but every dress I see I’m all ‘hmmmmmmmmm, yes’.

OMG yes Nora Roberts

I want to be Linda Belcher she is THE BEST.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight?!?!?!??

They are Uberbasics and that’s OK.

I feel really bad about Rob. What a crazy life he had and his father died when he was so young and I don't know guys, I just want him to be happy.

Don’t feel bad! I consider you highly intelligent for knowing that Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion exists. Now would you please excuse me, I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.

No she invented the fast burning cigarette! There’s no time to smoke between classes!

Aisha Tyler is great - she voices Lana on Archer!