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Ugh. These remind me of the big ass Bloody Mary’s that come with a cheese burger and a piece of pizza and god knows what else. In my milkshake I want ice cream and maaaaaaaybe chocolate sprinkles. In my Bloody Mary I want some vodka and tomato juice and some hot sauce. Kon Mari your snack life indeed.

He is 73. Don’t get any ideas 2016!

I had it three days ago. I AM NOT AFRAID.

Wow really? I love McSorely’s I had no idea! I guess now their M.O. is to be snarky to everyone. But I think that’s part of the charm.

Ruby Rose is making a Romy and Michelle joke!

Welp, just checked for mold, and there was some on the side. Tossed it. :(

Feeeeeeel the Bern!

I hope it's for taking notes! 😍 I hope it's a love note for me!

He looks like an evil prince in a Disney movie. Have we done a Paul Ryan Would u?

My friend briefly worked with him in the early 2000's and said that he was THE WORST, so, not unfounded.

OH YEAH I FORGOT OK

No Kaley, back away from the Spade.

Current Protestant who married an orthodox Armenian Catholic here and it’s just like, whoa man, who are we lighting a candle for today? Is it a saint day or a name day and is do we bless the grapes now or what? It’s a whole new world.

Two things:

Gary Fisher for President

How many of these guys were trying to get on Ridiculousness?

At my old job I got a diptyque candle set from a vendor, like a tiny sampler pack. Some of the fragrances are meh but there are some awesome ones that I burn on special occasions; I want them to last as long as possible because I will never buy them myself. I mean, those prices are dumb. It’s just a candle.

I’m from Michigan originally and this makes me so sad and angry. These poor people. And I don’t understand how a state that is surrounded by fresh water can have this problem.

Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores
Welcome Christmas Come this way
Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores
Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus
Welcome, welcome dahoo damus
Christmas day is in our grasp,
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas bring your cheer
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome all…