As a Christian, this is so motherfucking stupid. Jesus is gonna be hella mad when he comes back.

I had that barbie too! She was my favorite. The best gown hands down.

She’s not wrong though. Being outside right after a rain smells awesome.

As a big Walking Dead fan I want to get a pug and name him Coral so I can yell GIT IN THE HOUSE COOOORAL.

It’s going to be 63 degrees on Sunday?!?!?!???!!??!? I’m going to the beach.

Me too! It’s different from the last one, more funky I think. I love them both. I always thought she was a combo between BB King and Janis Joplin.

Don’t worry Lady Gaga, your 30’s are THE BEST. THE. BEST.

I love The Wiz and let’s open Club Emerald City immediately.

“The craziest thing I’ve ever done is sign up to be a human being. I don’t remember it, because they took some of my memory away.”

Oh man I looooooooved ‘Tyrone’. So funny, so smart, so powerful. I wish I was half as cool as her.

Picard was a lover not a fighter. RAWR. :)

Janeway was awesome but Picard or GTFO

I am with you Josh Groban! #givepeasachance

I love this.

I will be sorely disappointed if there is no quivering meat at my Thanksgiving table this year.

I really do want a viking funeral. Set up a pyre on a boat, light it on fire and send me down the East River and into the sea. I also want bagpipes playing Amazing Grace as I go. And I want everyone to get drunk and celebrate my life.

She’ll probably get him to come downstairs just in time to be murdered by the Wolf that Morgan saved.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

Sorry to hear that this blog is dead, but happy you’ll be at The Toast! Thanks for your excellent posts that got me through that 2:30 feeling at work.

Oh my glob BRB getting a subscription to Victoria Mag