“Levels” all day erry day. This song is fun. The video is ridic but there’s an elevator so I can get it. I had an old BF that would like to ‘punk’ people in weird ways so the Beiber video made me think of that and no, no thank you.

SERENITY NOW

Yes. This. Yes.

Ooooooooooooh I like this. And he’s from the land shaped like a hand!

Honestly, money is THE BIGGEST issue that you will fight about. Think long and hard before entering into a permanent situation with him.

My husband is very self sufficient, with the exception of having no idea how to do the laundry. I’ll give him a pass on that because we live in an apartment and we spring for dry cleaners/drop off laundry. It is our one luxury. I barely remember how to do it.

Oh man, tell your manager about the starbucks a-hole, they should throw him out. That’s absurd.

It’s Dwayne. He’s just SO CHARMING. Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

This season is a big pile of UGH. And where DID Paul’s scars come from? Why a bird mask though? Wait are those the Mexican drug guys? What about the other Mexican guys were they in a death cult? What about Chessani’s daughter? What other creepy shit went down at Panticapaeum? True Detective Season 3 is going to be…

You know what infuriates me the most about Chanel’s tweet? Using LMAO at the beginning. It means Laughing My Ass Off, Chanel. Are you? Are you laughing your ass off at your bruises? I don’t think you are. Same goes for people that type LOL indiscriminately.

Oh he didn’t get the job. He was a dum dum. But I did what I could.

Same with suit jackets! Ugh! I stopped a guy going into an interview at my company once and cut it for him.

This last episode was the first time I thought, hmmmmmm is she in on it?

Everything is fucking

Sorry folks, what happens at band camp, stays at band camp.

SIGN. ME. UP. Sign me up for this show, their lives, sign me up to babysit, I just want to be near them. I just want them in my life.

Marry him Juliet you won’t have to be alone

If you had told me in the beginning that I would be happy Wendy would get the kid and live on a nice farm I would have never believed you.

The best president of all time!

I LOVE HER.