“President Nutz, I have given you the football containing the nuclear codes, we are ready when you are. Godspeed.”

I LIKED the scene in the mansion - I like that it wasn’t this excited weird orgy, it was just a bunch of old rich dudes banging drugged prostitues in front of each other and I kind of think that is the point. It was creepy, and depressing. I also like that Ani was the one to rescue the girl not Ray or Paul, and that…

Coco and Ice T are having a baby YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY! I rememeber her wanting one during their reality show. I think they are so cute and are going to be great parents. Good luck to them!

That was a nice and sincere apology. And that was nice of Nicki to accept it. This is nice. I like this. Good job at being grownups. 10 points to Gryffindor AND Slytherin.

I unabashedly LOVE Drew Barrymore. Love her. Love.

I had ridiculous stomach flu this weekend, everything came out of everywhere. But I lost a pound and a half, so, yay?

I am watching this show for Ani (you in danger gurl) and to see what other ridiculous dialogue Pizzolato has in store for Vince Vaughn. ‘Blue Balls of the Heart’ is my new punk band name.

Oh god, blue balls in my heart. Does Pizzolato hate Vaughn? is he giving him the worst dialogue in existence for fun? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Yo those waist shapers though. Whaaaaa?

The makeup is bad but she also may be a wee bit high here as well? I mean, I’m all for it, but that could be part of it.

That’s what Nessie WANTS you to believe. #monster4lyfe #Nessielives

I have one! It’s the best, super cute.

Yay! I love mine. She lives on top of my fridge and she makes me smile too.

OR you could get this! My friend got me this and its pretty adorable. Too hot for soups right now but maybe Loch Sangria?

I do NOT wear house shoes but my husband does and my in-laws do and I DON’T GET IT. Don’t you want your feet to breathe? When I get home from work it is shoes/bra off immediately.

So so good.

Jidenna is giving me a Jay Gatsby vibe. Meaning he looks cool, but maybe I don’t believe him? Too cool in his cool shirts?

Nicole Richie is a weirdo. AND I LOVE IT.

Anyone else watch Bloodline? I LOVED it. Loved it. Just me?

Sophie should have been nominated! The North Remembers!