For fucks sake, what an endless catty 20 year feud these people have carried on. Honestly, this show and all the drama behind the scenes, has been such a sad commentary on the affluent white woman. It’s nice that they have so much time on their hands for this kind of stupid bullshit.

Don’t forget putting your fork and knife back on the plate while chewing.

I thought the more interesting part was End Day. I figured (and maybe they still will) go back and get many people’s impressions of that day. Because if all I get of Billy Eichner are those first few minutes I shall riot.

The flag is ripped in half in the top feed, and it looks like it’s screaming...

What they should do is have one season every OTHER year so they have more time to plan and build characters and plots out. The studio should also have more of a hand in reigning in Ryan Murphy’s terrible impulses.

I was so bored that I fell asleep in the first 20 minutes. 

In addition to the cop shows it also explains how Kevin James can get the same show with a hot wife twice.

I hear a preliminary test to see if someone is suffering from brain eating amoebas is to ask them to pronounce the word “anonymous”.

Yes. Of course, in this case, the poor things will go hungry.

I can no longer look at either of the older Trump sons without seeing this:

Even the gators don’t want any of that shit.

I feel so let down by alligators right now

No worries, the chiggers should already be at work.

I will not be able to move on with my life until I know what number 2 is.

For a general approach to visiting:

Just gonna say it, some may not like it.... Mystic Pizza isn’t that good. Actually pretty mediocre for CT.

Last time I was in Maine, it didn’t matter what you ordered. You were getting cream and sugar.

1. Tick spray.

I love the idea. “Hi, I’ve done it in the butt and had an orgy or two. I’ll have a cupcake, please.”

If you were walking by my house on any random day, you knew that my cat had three names. PunkinI’mgonnakillyou, YousonofabitchI’mgonnakillyou and YoumotherfuckerI’mgonnakillyou. Mostly it was just plain Punkin. She was as good of a cat as a cat could be, I guess. And I never actually killed her, she died last month of…