Yeah, I agree with that stance for some purposes, but like... I suppose it was partly the way he wrote that particular bit, specifically as an aghast, “I’ll never understand why women would run with headphones,” that made me feel like, wait, seriously? You... really can’t understand that? Well that certainly calls…

“Many people don’t know this, but the British actually aligned themselves with England during the Revolution.  Most people don’t know about that whole deal.”

It’s already too late.

Please report back to confirm you’re not dead.

So this person has displayed a desire to murder and you want to set her up for a career of handling scissors around people’s necks???

OK what the fuck.... it’s 11pm in CO.  I’m about to go to sleep here. This kind of thing can NOT be posted at this hour

he screams at her until she cries. she doesn't owe him shit.

“the Pro Life crowd doesn’t want to take away woman’s rights. You can’t look at it like that, because that is not their goal. They find the idea of abortion to be the same as killing a baby”

yes thank you for this, now we can all rest easy knowing that the great abortion dilemma of the US is now solved, thanks to iceman295

When reached for comment, Miller said, “How disingenuous. We want them using public utilities! For example, I’ve proposed we offer them all free, mandatory showers.”

All diseases should be named after places in Connecticut. 

People in Beverly Hills are so fucking delusional and self-important. It’s truly something to behold.

Interesting, but let’s not make the perfect the enemy of the good. If your baby is growing and your sanity is intact, you’re doing it right. 

Don’t own furniture. Just build a sofa out of jumbo packs of toilet paper. Comfy and frugal!

Oooh, i know what he’s going to do with the money!

Stick to safer options, like wooden pallets doused with diesel fuel. ;)

Lol. “Oh, your pap smear shows abnormal cell growth? LET ME FIX THAT WITH THE HEALING POWER OF MY DICK.”

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE STARS

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

I was once with a group of coworkers and our flight got canceled. They all stayed in the airport, desperately trying to get 5 seats on the next flight.