When my daughter was a few months old, we went to Mr Tooty’s company picnic at Hershey Park in PA. It was hotter than hell, and I needed to nurse her, so I sat down, in the full sun in a gazebo filled with senior citizens wilting in the heat-there was nowhere else and certainly nowhere air conditioned, and I was not…

My mum had her first baby (me) in 86 and her last in 97. She breast fed four kids in that period, whenever and wherever they got hungry. I have no memory of her being accosted (which is not to say it didn’t happen), but if she was it was rare and discreet enough that the notion of being offended by public…

I hope she high-fived that Nonna.

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

I work in retail and I hate everyone who still uses cheques. It's OVER, people. Let it go.

What about the emotional scars

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.

Ha! It’s a Simpsons joke. Homer is being arrested and he asks, “is this because I rebroadcast a game with the implied verbal consent of Major league baseball, but not their explict written consent?”

I'd rebroadcast baseball games without MLB's express written consent!

Based on the photos, I think there’s a 50/50 chance of a Weekend at Bernie’s-type situation happening right now.  

I will be in the water frolicking with the otters. Let’s meet at the concession stand and steal all the Kettle Korn when we are done. Like the badasses we are.

I would probably key the shit out of my old boss’ car.

I just want to break in to a zoo and hug a red panda lol

“Germany Building Detention Camps”

Breyers is the the best ice cream

I was all “Breyer’s!” Also trying to read the book and figure out what textbook it was.

Anyone in AZ cool with a Jewish, Muslim, or vegetarian cashier refusing to ring up their bacon ? No ? Then STFU and fill the goddamned script.

As a medical professional (Not a doctor, but still), this fucking offends and infuriates me on a deep deep level.