Is it just me or is that a row of middle fingers and his hair in the middle, because he’s the center of the universe?

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

You know, it almost makes sense in a way. Because even when I was an 8th grader, we went to the Holocaust museum as part of a class trip to DC, and I distinctly remember three minds of kids: the ones who knew exactly what they were dealing with and were solemn and adult about it; the ones who had no idea what they…

After Obamacare gets repealed, those medical merit badges will be way easier to get!

So cute, it’s only 9pm where I live and I’ve already given three today. Kids are adorable.

God I’m so glad we are only teenagers once in our lives.

“Rule #1: Never trust a guy you know nothing about (this rule apply’s [sic] esp. to guys that are 13 years old).”

I did gold sequins my junior year with opera gloves. Barbie pink my senior year. I REGRET NOTHING.

Actually my biggest regret about prom is not wearing more sequins.

Do I really have to deal with my family?

And she looks like Ivanka...

Seriously?

Attention my fellow males of the younger generation, never, ever send a dick pic. Seriously think about it, has any woman (or man) while sexy time is about to begin, stopped, studied much less admired your penis? Nope! Other than a quick visual check/confirmation of the equipment looking and functioning appropriately,…

They forgot to add the children are 39 and 42 respectively.

I got a fabulous deal on my current apartment because the last tenant committed suicide (on Halloween, no less) and no one else wanted to live there. Other people’s superstition has worked out very well for me!

SAME.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

Very cool teens....literally, with the hypothermia and what not...

Accidentally getting a glimpse of some of my dead relatives’ bones in the family mausoleum made me a firm believer in cremation.

the Trump administration has opted to discard a new rule that aimed to reduce the number of endangered marine mammals and sea turtles caught in sword-fishing nets. Whales: who needs ‘em?