Yeah. Whenever people went on about the total impossibility of deporting all the undocumented people, I just said “They don’t actually want to deport that many people. What they want is to create a terrorized underclass who will work for even less money, never go to the police or authorities for crimes, and basically…

wait, my car has turn signals?

You know what? I’ll do just that, I’ll give it a month starting Monday. One watery leg vs scrubbed soapy leg. Incidentally, Scrubbed Soapy Leg was the name I used to dance under.

Your insurance might not cover it, so it might be cost-prohibitive depending on what prescription(s) you have, but my doctor prescribed me an extra month’s worth of my BC so that I’d always be a month ahead and have the supply on hand if I was ever traveling or sick or couldn’t get to the pharmacy exactly when it was…

Let us hope we never have a President who makes us nostalgic for Trump.

Trump is the greatest thing to ever happen to W’s legacy.

Or rape as a reward for the nerdy character (Sixteen Candles)

Isn’t this still stocking? I never actually watched this movie, but I am pretty sure this isn’t appropriate behavior.

I couldn’t figure out why the spray bottle nozzle I used was always closed when I went to spray my eldest furmonster (giving him time to run away while I swore and twisted it back open) but caught him one day with the nozzle in his mouth. He had been twisting it shut with his teeth, the little fucker! He is a…

Ha! I was doing the spray bottle training thing with my cat, and then one day watched him sneak up on it, belly on the floor and attack it. I decided then he could do whatever he wanted. (He never did anything crazy like jump on the stove though, geez!)

would it kill him to mention it every now and then?

i just imagined a world where Emma Thompson said yes and my entire existence is shaken to its core

Wait, is she saying you can’t feed solids and breast feed? I know I’m a man, but that can’t be right. We fed my son solids and he had his milk too at 6 months and he was gravy. I think the baby is waking up because it is hungry.

Oh, student government types in college are FAR more interested in political maneuvering and whipping up scandals, for the sake of their own personal drama, than they are doing anything that actually affects or represents other students. Its pretty much guaranteed the student government at any school will spend far…

Thank you for reminding me of that clip in Genesis’s “Land of Confusion” video where the Spitting Image Reagan doll can’t tell the difference between the nuke button and the nurse button.

Then they should give Rex “Low Energy” Tillerson those same dexedrine injections Trump gets.

Men are such emotional messes and babies. Why do we trust them to do these jobs?  

Low energy! Sad!