Whoa, let’s not get carried away there, bub.

K, can I just say, ice cream in the library freezer is the best thing ever.

Can you imagine the backlash if a woman didn’t fill a viagra prescription? Can. You. Imagine. Congress would shut down while its members fell into convulsive states.

Perhaps if you have a religious or moral problem with doing your job, you should not choose to work in that profession.

Right? The Onion doesn’t even have to think up satire anymore. I’m surprised they’re still up and running.

It’s still a highly odd choice for a First Lady who is in her late 40's. Like how did it even make it into her wardrobe? Or within ten miles of DC?

Because up until I was 35 I still believed I was allergic to penicillin so it was on all my adult medical records. And now that records are computerized all new doctor’s offices, specialists, etc. that I visit get my previous records with that allergy listed. When I tell them I’m not allergic after all and that they…

Yeah, it really is a weird situation. For the condition I had amoxicillin really was the best choice and the doctor explained that there was a good chance I would be fine taking it. I was glad I tried it because it worked great.

Good luck getting it off your records though. NO health professional wants to be liable for that. I was told I had an allergic reaction to it when I was a kid, but long story short, a doctor was willing to try me out on amoxicillin as an adult and I did fine. Since then I’ve tried to get it removed, but no one will do…

Yeah, fuck him for the waxing comment. And fuck him for naming a poor child Monroe.

I, for one, would still like to find out for myself.

Oh, I totally agree that Rand Paul was instigating this, because he is a complete asshole. But I’ve lived next to people like his neighbor. Their obsession is pathological. My neighbor kept sending bills to my parents for our “share” of the lawn care service used to take care of the foot of lawn between their property…

While Paul most definitely antagonized the guy, I also believe that some people are just so fucking nuts about their lawns, views, neighbors, etc. and get angry over the most insane shit. And I’m sorry, they’re usually retired and have nothing else to do but mow their lawns twice a day and spend the rest of the time…

Ugh. Yes. I had two brothers and their room was a disgusting hazmat area. My parents weren’t big on the whole “clean house” thing, so the boys pretty much slept on dirty clothes and bare mattresses their entire childhood. Can’t imagine 14 boys doing their thing in the same house. Ew.

How can babies and toddlers escape lol?

Fuck trump. He has the audacity to whine about what word was used in a story about the 1000+ kids HE kidnapped and lost?

This man is beyond damaged. He’s going to get us killed.

Punishment should be any patient who wants to can get a free turn at him with a giant pair of pliers.

Assuming she sleeps for 8 hours a day, that would be about one text every two minutes. That is major fucked up crap.

Exactly. Trump wants a war just like Dubya did to shield himself. Can just imagine the “Mueller is interfering with our national security by continuing with the investigation!” crap that is coming.