What isn’t going to kill us? I mean, I get cigarettes are absolutely worth avoiding, but who the hell can keep up with everything else that is gonna give us cancer or dementia or a disease that will make us grow unicorn horns?

If this expression doesn’t perfectly describe the life of a girl between 6th and 12th grade, I don’t know what does. You totally nailed it.

See first 10 minutes of Legally Blonde?

Pemboscot Penobscot

Probably from that gust of air preceding train arrivals. God, I don’t even want to imagine what its composed of.

I lived in London for six months. Every day I came home covered in black shit all over my skin. When I blew my nose it came out black. Cities are nasty.

I would still be screaming.

Oh my God. I’m so sorry that all that happened to you.

Snow. Flake. Get over it. You lost. Just like ya’ll lost the Civil War.

Of course. And they probably want him to wear “Jew” on a name tag so everyone will know how fine they are with it!

I could watch it all day. It’s fucking hilarious.

I’m holding off on listening to this. I wanna be in my pj’s with a glass of alcohol.

Eh, if we take this one away from him, he’ll just use the burner phones Vlad bought him “on sale”.

Well, chaising them all over town with chastity belts isn’t exactly responsible parenting.

Creepy is the only way I can describe the whole premise of this movie. Ick.

It should be a law that the tops of cupcakes should be covered entirely with frosting. I mean what’s the point otherwise?

Oh God, it was terrible. The ONLY part of the show I liked was Mark, Darlene’s son. Center an entire show around him and ditch everyone else. He was engaging and interesting and so friggin cute. I think he will do a lot to help people understand gender non-conformity. As for the rest of them, I don’t know, maybe they…

Yep, haha. We really are the best state ever.

He’s gotta be paying for premium.

We in Rhode Island have enough god damn problems...being right next to Massachusetts,