Seriously. Had to be named by a bunch of ex-frat bros with Marketing degrees.

First world problems lol.

It’s also GREAT for clearing your head. You’re in another world in the water.

Dems win 2018, take back Congress, impeach Trump and Pence, because there’s no way Mikey didn’t know about this crap, voila. No military coup needed.

Yay about a Disney character and a gay gf.

Umm......nicotine patches? Birth control patches? Hormone creams like testosterone and estrogen? Yes the skin protects the body and keeps a lot of stuff out but it’s not impervious.

I had an unexpected dog visitor one day (long story) and he burst into the room where my cats were. Both of my mellow and sweet boys turned into savages and attacked the dog. The dog was huge, but luckily didn’t fight back - he stayed in a state of mild amusement. I grabbed the dog to drag him out of the room, but my…

Customers who asked my name almost turned out to be the most demanding customers. They knew they were going to run you ragged and they wanted to know your name so they’d have something other than “hey you” to use when they called you over to the table 30 times to discuss why their medium rare steaks were so red.

“Part of the problem with the ACA, I thought, was that it of course had an expansion of Medicaid,” Harris told me. “And having taken care of many Medicaid patients in my practice, and heard the stories about the difficulties that patients on Medicaid had in obtaining care....”

Right? I mean he’s a sucky prize for giving up pot. Now if he offered her $100,000 to quit, that would be another story entirely.........

I thought them winning the lottery and becoming rich was just a “story” that Roseanne the character wrote (because she always wanted to be a writer)? At the end of the very last episode, they show her sitting in her house with her regular furniture.

Well, that really sucks. Didn’t know she supported this trash heap of a president. Won’t be watching. Agree that we need a BREAK from politics, not a reminder. May the show die a quick death.

My mother’s strategy for keeping my weight under control. Leave me alone in a house full of processed and junk food, with few healthy options, and tell me to not eat. That didn’t work, obviously.

This isn’t so much a universal travel suggestion as it is a projection of one person’s OCD.

He also provides an affidavit claiming to have “successfully completed a polygraph test confirming the representations of misconduct against him during the campaign are completely false,”

So, can these like go rogue? I’d love for a mischievous operator to “accidentally” make the founding fathers beat the crap out of robo-don.

If I ever saw Obama in public the Secret Service would have to tackle me because I’d be running into his arms begging for him to come back.

Assistance dogs need to be comfortable around other critters, even critters that steal their toys, eat their food, and bite them in the butt.

Hey, keep your hands on the table, you pervert.

Then get on board with paid maternity and paternity leave and universal healthcare, as well as education funding and social services.Oh, and livable wages so that people don’t have to use food stamps and other kinds of government assistance.