My mother, in one of her few moments of parental clarity, would not let me watch this when I was growing up. I went into existential crises over movies where the animals were in danger but ok in the end, having an animal character die would have broken me.

Oh that movie left me PISSED at the people who market movies. I never read the book so I didn’t know the full story, and they marketed the movie as a fun and cute movie to see at Christmas. So I went and it turned out to be about depressing and strained human relationships and dogs going off to die alone in the night.…

Can you make it a pack? I’m very tense.

I wish I still smoked. This day is driving me nuts.

She always does. I imagine one would have to have a lot of pharmaceutical help to be married to Trump.

A hooker will still pee at the very least.

Shortly after the election, I actually spent time thinking about the best way to barricade myself in my apartment.

Hahaahhaahahha. ahahahhahahaahahaa.

My god, can someone please tell her how to take care of her hair? It always looks like straw.

Here’s the plan. We lock Obama in the White House and distract Trump with some tweets about his small hands. He’ll be arguing on Twitter for weeks before he notices he’s not prez.

I have to brush my cat weekly or else he gets massive hairballs. He has the thickest coat ever. I got him from a shelter. He HATES having this done, but he doesn’t hiss or scratch or bite when I do it. He freezes in my arms, mews like a little kitten, and looks at me like I’m walking him to a guillotine. It’s AWFUL. I…

Me too. I was suckered in by Marley and Me. Never again.

Easy. The Supreme Court deemed it a right in 1973. 

Good point. And if they go, we go. I wonder if the republicans understand the concept of the food chain?

Humor fends off abject terror. I’ve been laughing hysterically all week.

It’s going to be like American Idol for wildlife. “You, owl, prove to us that you deserve to live, because that manatee waiting off stage is bringing his game!”

Donald Trump’s ego?

Well you know those freeloading wildlife creatures don’t work or pay taxes. They just have baby after baby and expect the government to take care of them and, of course, the “liberals” are happy to do so.

Pence knew what he was doing from the minute he was asked. He’s just biding his time and will swoop in and “rescue” us all from the crazy man.

And people laughed at Hitler and thought that his little party would go nowhere either.